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National Blowjob Day

On April 18, a man is aloud to ask any girl for a blowjob, and she must do it. The blowjob will be kept secret by the two.
Bro, I got the best head today, since it’s National Blowjob Day
by CamBrodian May 27, 2018
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Blowjob Diarrhea

when the head so good it gives you the shits
by jdung May 16, 2023
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Ice princess blowjob

When you give a guy a blowjob with crushed ice in your mouth.
by Slyer August 22, 2017
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Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder

Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD is when your girlfriend has a traumatic experience that causes her to forget how to give you a good blowjob.
Kelly was the victim of an attempted mugging and but thankfully her boyfriend heard the commotion and rushed to her aid in time to stop the attack and subdue the mugger until police arrived. Althought she seemed okay, later that night her boyfriend could tell she was suffering from Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD.
by Hoboken AK-47 April 27, 2016
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Dirty Karina Blowjob

When you’re inspired by the ‘dirty Karina’ and decide to kick it up a notch with a naughty but nice blow job using a combination of - hallucinogenic hot sauce, ice cubes and milk. (Proceed with care and caution). Not as hilarious as the former similarly named definition- but enjoyable. Cosmopolitan magazine would be proud.
Dude: damn that was one amazing blowjob last night. I think it was the best I’ve ever had.
Dude 2: was it a dirty Karina blowjob!?!! Man you lucked out I thought it’d be funny to get her to lick hot sauce off my balls- it was NOT!
by Cheesy girls December 8, 2023
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national blowjob day

On april 19th every girl will give a man a bj taken or not!!
just pull the trousers down and get suckin!!
person 1- let me suck your dick

person 2- i have a girlfriend!
person 1- but it national blowjob day!!
by bananaman98 April 18, 2019
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National blowjob day

National blowjob day is a unofficial holiday and is on 5th of January, it’s a rough world and should not be begged and just respected.
It was jan 5th and michaels girl just copped a shot in the mouth when she woke up on national blowjob day.
by Ricky c to the c January 4, 2022
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