Canada's History

Dipping the end of moose antlers into maple syrup then shoving it deep in the asshole of a French Canadian hermaphrodite. You take it out, get him/her to shit in the Stanley Cup and then Celine Dion licks it up.

Man, that bachelor party was so crazy we ended up doing a Canada's History.

by hippieflight February 4, 2010

canada's history

a bukkake performed by a herd of moose.

i can't go to the winter Olympics because I'm afraid I might get caught in Canada's history.

by dirk dizzler February 8, 2010

history

history means its happened in the past not the future or the present

bob says 'I hate you but that's history now so id care ' jhon then says it is history

by trashcan123 June 20, 2021

Canada's History

A sexual act involving Moose Antlers, Maple Syrup,the Stanley Cup and a very willing asshole

- The Colbert Show, 2010

My girlfriend wanted to know Canada's History...and now she cries when she hears the Canadian National Anthem

by Steven C Colbert February 4, 2010

Canada's History

When in doubt, blame Canada.

If T-bills are low, blame the social programs and unfair competition (lower overhead) of Canada. In Canada's History, Stephen Colbert would like to remind you to put your pants back on.

by _ROTE_ February 4, 2010

canada's history

the sexual acting of shitting into a "mother-to-be's" pussy and fucking her until your shitty cock skull fucks the unborn baby...

"Did you hear how jill had an abortion?"
"no, how?"
"She let Nick give her a 'Canada's History'"

by NDGambella February 4, 2010

history hates lovers

The truth

Timmy: "History will call them close friends but not lovers"

Alexandra: "yeah, history hates lovers"

by GooberCyn March 2, 2025