Shit the Bath

When things get very out of hand, and in not so many words, completely fucked.

"After I realized I had come to be between the cub and mother grizzly, I realized I was in a real shit the bath situation."

by MooseMaddox July 31, 2008

bahst

The culmination of all sexual desires that one feels at a given moment. May be used in either interjection or noun form. Not to be confused with "horny," as bahst describes one's visceral feeling on a specific subject rather than a general state.

In noun form, bahst may simply be used as a synonym for the physical act of sex.

Derived from the slang usage of bust.

Check out that girl on the left. Mmmm. Bahst.

I'm in desperate need of some delicious bahst.

by I.S., CHA July 30, 2008

Cat Bath

To lick a female from her vagina to ass in a cat like motion.

Randy dean did a hell of a cat bath on the white unicorn.

by Randy dean June 13, 2015

chocolate bathsalts

When you're having anal sex in the bathtub with a girl who's constipated and when you pull out, she shits out poop nuggets into the water and then you soak in them for 15-20 minutes then rinse.

Me and Marry we're doing the dirty in the bathtub when I pulled out she gave me some Chocolate Bathsalts and it was nice.

by VivaLaVengeance February 2, 2015

californian bath

a californian bath is when someone sprays themselves with cheap cologne or uses dove body wash because they are poor. After the bath they take about 3 grams of white widow and put it in a vaporizer. Once they have done that they take the bag of the thc and inhale it. After inhaling it they then take some right gaurd and spray themselves with it and then go out to a cheap bar and pick up some hookers.

guy1: "hey man wanna go out to a bar?"
guy2: "yeah! yeah! let me take a shower first."
guy1: "nah man! We have to go now!"
guy2: "ok ok ok ok. let me take a californian bath and get high"
guy1: "narly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we can get some hookers after so they can suck my fucking cock and i can get HIV or herpies!"
guy2: "yeah.............thats not a good idea.
guy1: "i love pot! niggers! and hoes!"

by brooks :D February 8, 2010

tyson.bates

a boi dat liks memes and plays da booga booga like a bous

(friend) hey have u seen this meme? (tyson.bates) "sigh" yes i have.

by tyson.bates July 9, 2018

Blood Bath

Cutting the crap out of yourself and getting into a nice warm bath right afterwards.

She cut all down her arms, legs, and stomach, filled the tub full of hot water, climbed in, and relaxed in her blood bath while watching the water turn red.

by IAteBush August 20, 2007