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Barney Burton

Barney Burton is a person who can't score goals for shit and his spelling is terrible
Oh my good look at this veiw it's almost as good as the open goal I missed yesterday, Barney Burton said
by Sujsbdjsnsjsjsbs November 28, 2017
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banner pooch

The dog justed pulled a banner pooch
by ORRIN_757_ January 28, 2018
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barney buttoned

When a female hasnt had sex and gets a theoretical purple clitoris, i.e. the female equivalent to blue balls.
Made out with him all night and he had to leave. He left me barney buttoned.
by JaeTonic March 1, 2018
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barney

A blue collar worker type guy. They're like cavemen. They act like they don't care. They only want one thing because they have nothing else to offer. They won't respect or appreciate their relationship partner. Like a lump of coal that can never be a diamond.
I dated a total barney. He was dumb like a two-by-four.
by doll face 88 May 10, 2018
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Barney

The Lord and savior we must all praise \/
BARNEY IS LOVE BARNEY IS LIFE
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barney

the most majestic show, and character to ever exist on planet earth, he is the god of life, and is the purple and green jesus
person 1: did you see the newest episode of barney?
person 2: no, sorry I missed it
person 1: later, fucktard
by jakepaulislife May 29, 2018
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barker-brigade

Refers to the infuriating/humiliating "auditory chain-reaction" that often occurs with all da neighborhood dogs... you merely walk by one house with a dog tethered out front, and he starts barking at you, then the dogs next door --- even if they're locked inside the house --- hear him and start yappin', too, and then the hound at the property next to that one starts howling, and so on and so on and so on... pretty soon all da canines within a half-mile radius are barkin' fit to bust, when whatever the first dog was barking at isn't even anywhere near those other dogs' vicinity.
I try to scavenge for returnables only during the mid-to-late daylight hours, so that the resulting barker-brigade in the roadside homes will create a minimum of "the dogs woke me up!" aggravation.
by QuacksO July 9, 2018
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