I watch babies sleeping

The catch phrase of beloved superhero Awkward Creepy Old Man (ACOM)

It must be ACOM!

by hhhhhhhl June 22, 2011

Have my babies

An exclamation used to convey sheer joy and excitement when someone does a good deed for you or for others, especially during times when you really needed it. The phrase comes from the idea that you're so thankful for the good deed that you'd be willing to offer them your (future) offspring.

It is basically a more melodramatic and facetious way of saying "you're the best!" (which can also be used together)

"Hey mate, I know we don't talk much anymore but I'm seriously having a money crisis right now. I just had to pay a fine and don't have enough money to pay rent which is due next week. I just need to borrow $50, I promise I'll pay it back as soon as I get my next paycheck."

"Of course, I gotchu man it's all gucci."

"Bruhhhh have my babies, you're the best!!!!"

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 12, 2021

Dumpster Babies

The Dumpster Babies were an elite fighting force in the war on terror. Their members were comprised of the bastard children of central Texas prostitutes. They were raised by the state and taught a variety of complex fighting styles. The trademark look of the Dumpster Babies were their horrendous mustaches and mirrored aviator sunglasses.

Mohammed: They killed the men, sold the children and went family style on the women.

Habeeb: Fuckin' Dumpster Babies!

by Randy the failed abortion October 22, 2009

bambies

girls or female friends that are attractive

josh-yo man you see those bambies over?
mike-yeah sin them bambies not hot

by bambies January 26, 2009

Barbecue Dad

A Barbecue Dad is a generic father figure who cooks all the food at a cookout such as hamburgers and hotdogs (while drinking beer). The roles of Barbecue Dad include referring to the younger attendees as, "Big Guy", "Champ", "Chief", and "Sport". Barbecue Dads talk about Dad things such as, lawnmowers, building your own deck, Sunday Night Football, and his glory days.

"Hey Jimmy, I wanna have a cookout next weekend, but my dad is gonna be out of town."

"Aw man, we are going to have to find someone to fulfill the role of "Barbecue Dad."
"You're right Jimmy, cookouts aren't the same without BBQ Dads."

by Ricky Man Bobby June 16, 2017

French Barbershop

When a boy/girl goes down on another person and rips off the other person's pubic hair with their teeth.

"Hey, I heard that you gave your boyfriend a French Barbershop yesterday. Is this true?"
---"Oh yeah, I still have pubic hair stuck in my mouth and toothbrush from that..."

by itothean511 January 27, 2011

Black Jelly Babies

The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal intercourse.

"Do you want to look at your black jelly babies before I flush them? I left them in the toilet for you."

by luc_x January 3, 2012