bloody meatballs

After you have primal ball-slapping sex with your girlfriend, your balls start to look like a bloody bruised sack, resembling a pair of bloody meatballs.

After last night, I had a pair of bloody meatballs.

by MLGBetiJi January 6, 2017

bloody ring ding

When you get hit in the balls so hard you bleed from your eyes.

Last week Carl gave me a bloody ring ding! I cried only for 3 hours.

by Chickenringdinger January 31, 2017

Oh bloody hell

Being on your period

You can't go downtown cause it's oh bloody hell.

by anonymous November 4, 2021

Bloody Marty

When a man gets pegged and doesn’t use enough lube it makes his rectum bleed

Did you hear Racheal gave Michael a bloody Marty

by Tristian Miller November 20, 2021

Bloody

A word RCE uses wrong, as "Bad".

RCE: (Playing Superliminal on Youtube) The speakers are pointing down there, and if it's broken, how are you gonna get up there?
RCE: Bloody architect.
P.S. The GIF below is what it is because the example is using RCE.

by Orrinpants October 14, 2021

Bloody Starfish

One who has purposefully given themselves a bloody butthole.

Carl: Hey Jimmy I saw your video last night of your bloody starfish….It was kinda hot and turned me on.

Jimmy: Thank’s Carl I really appreciate you supporting my videos…even if they are a little gory

by Bloody starfish man September 27, 2021

Bloody halo

Often used to express that a police officer or federal agent is very dangerous and violent . To have a bloody halo connotes that the "good guy" is more likely than most to resort to violence, and that the agent is an extremely brutal opponent.

"Don't cross that DEA agent, he has a bloody halo, he'll stand on your neck for sure."

by Zed Numar July 19, 2021