balls-hyper

When a person becomes particularly hyper off of something seemingly innocent, such as sweet tea or a cigarette.

Damn, John is balls-hyper from just one cigarette. Calm down, dumbass.

by broken skeleton August 30, 2012

Balls McGlee

Expression; usually a negative situation described with artificial enthusiasm. Used to express or describe exasperation or other awkward, strange, or otherwise unfortunate events, often described to others with a fake smile or grin. Extension of Balls McGee.

"That guy just put a dent in my car. Woohoo! BallsMcGlee!"

"She went crazy, broke my phone and locked me out. Good thing I only live 5 miles away. Balls McGlee!"

by Mr McGlee May 7, 2013

balls and tissue

beach ball battle

get out the balls and tissue enter in name here is coming to attack

by bk_kicks_ass December 11, 2013

Balls Deep Without Being Balls Deep

When you are already caught up in a girl's emotional past without having gotten any pussy yet.

John: How did last night with Jenny go?
Jeff: Not good man, she explained to me all her self-esteem issues and I didn't even hook up with her.
John: Jeez, sounds like you're balls deep without being balls deep.
Jeff: Yeah, it's a rough place to be in.

by Barb Laheyyyyy September 14, 2014

Balls are Torqued

When somebody is irritable to everyone because they are pissed about something.

John: Why the hell is James so pissed today?
Landon: His balls are torqued from his wife bitching at him all day long.

by 3pumpdump October 20, 2014

Balls are swingin'

A slang term that loosely correlates to "I'm living the dream" or "life is good". If my balls are still swinging, I ain't dead yet.

Tony: Yo, wassup dawg?
Jeff: Oh, you know. Balls are swingin'.

by Devonelle February 6, 2015

Balls Hot

When it's so hot outside, that any removal of your pants results in releasing the pungent smell of your own balls

Guy 1: "I work in a non-AC shop in south Texas. It's usually 100 degree weather"
Guy 2: "That's Balls Hot, man! How does your girl stand the smell down there after you get home from work?"

by Malicious Mario August 4, 2015