alaskan lumberjack

When one freezes shit, then later bangs girl before he jizzes he take poo and inserts into vagina/anus.

Trey: Sooooo whatd you do last night?????!!!
Alex: oh u kno the usual a good alaskan lumberjack session with Amie!
Amie: dick u were not to tell anyone about that!

by Treysuyb June 23, 2009

Alaskan Horseshoe

This is where you take a shit in the shape of a horseshoe and freeze it. Then you must find that special someone to use it on. When she is ready, you take your frozen feces and put a condom on each end of it. Then you must proceed to enter her anal cavity with one end and her vagina with the other. While in both cavities, you move one end in further than the other and vice-versa.
WARNING: This process must be done quickly to avoid the unfreezing of the feces. Enjoy!

"I found the girl of my dreams! I think tonight might be the night to pull out my Alaskan Horseshoe and get down and dirty."

by silkysmooth85 September 16, 2009

Alaskan Mouth-warmer

The act of placing cellophane over the mouth of an individual and creating a small pocket which is then filled with feces. The newly made feces will keep the mouth warm in the freezing temperatures of Alaska and other northern climes. The cellophane is for sanitary measures. This is useful when camping or when lost in the woods.

"Your younger brother told me that his lover gave him an Alaskan Mouth-warmer last night after intercourse because he was cold.....I thought that was sweet"

by Dr J G July 14, 2009

Alaskan eruption

A sexual term when a man ejaculates inside the partners ass, preferably doggie style, then the one recieving immediately shits with an eruption of sperm covered shit.

Man it was crazy! i just busted a nut in her ass, and next thing you know i was dodging an eruption of shit and cum flowing from her asshole like a volcano. It was a true Alaskan eruption.

by jackie chan1111 May 20, 2010

alas

Finally or "at last"

Together alas!

by urbanslang26 December 31, 2011

Alaskan Paint Job

While receiving a lap dance, the stripper leaves a skid-mark on your leg.

“Discussing that chick gave you an Alaskan paint job”

“Awesome that stripper left me an Alaskan Paint Job”

“That Alaskan Paint Job stinks!”

by Quiksilver86 May 11, 2011

Alaskan 90 crank

While having sex in a McDonalds dining room, stick your penis in someone's hole and spin it around at a 90 degree angle, therefore committing an Alaskan 90 crank.

"Bro, yesterday I gave Lawson an Alaskan 90 crank, it was sick."

by Cirtasin Lora February 20, 2022