capturing a bat

A generic, unverifiable excuse to be late.

I'm capturing a bat. I might be late to work.

by ValidExcuses August 1, 2018

Blind bat

n. A douche nozzle driving at night without turning on their car's headlights.

"Watch out up ahead! There's a blind bat bee-lining right towards us!"

"Whoa, just dodged that blind bat in the nick of time!"

by Bachii07 September 18, 2012

Bat sperm

Bat sperm is the term used for when a group of black men, usually thugs, form a circle jerk with a dead animal in the middle while wearing Batman merch creating a circle jerk; in hopes to create life outta their ejaculated corpse.

Boy: Yo we boutta bat sperm on this deer
Boy 2: Ok bro, lemme join?
Boy: yeah

by swagkid69420 March 1, 2021

Batter Bat

Hardened penis. An Erection.

Jesse's batter bat was so hard and dense, I thought he was going to pass out from lack of blood flow.

by Meanie March 5, 2004

Hanging Bat

taking your girlfriend while she is sleeping and hanging her upside down and face fucking her.

"Dude you have to try the hanging bat on your girl."

by Timothius91 October 23, 2008

bat man bat

when bat man got bitten by a radioactive bat

‘woah look it’s bat man bat’

by justanotherbatmanbatenthusiast August 31, 2019

Flap bat

A flap bat is a woman with large vulva flaps that doesn't know how to shut them

Charlotte is a flap bat, she's apparently been with half of the town

by Markbabi March 21, 2017