Antiflirting

Deceivingly flirting but then not flirting immediately after, due to lack of consistency. This may occcur in a situation with "new" flirtations.

Girl likes Boy, Boy thinks he does and then backs off. Observe:

Boy: "You're so beautiful"
Girl: "Aw, thanks"
Boy: "*ruffles your head* Love ya kiddo"
Girl: "..."
Girl's Friend: "haha he was totally antiflirting..."

by ShanShan680 December 3, 2011

Anthony Aiello

Tony Michael Aiello is a very dangerous drug lord who controls most of the drug circles in the northern-most regions of Dutchess county, New York. Tony Aiello often uses his street name of Antuan to keep his deals under wraps. The drug lord is very unhappily married to his slut wife whom he met on one of his drug deals, Liz Aiello.

"please Mr. Aiello I'm sorry its three days late!"

"Hey, Here's the stuff strait from the Aiello drug gang"

"Man, Tony started another gang war with Bloxham's men." "damn we gotta lock that son of a bitch up."

"Don't mess with Anthony Aiello, he'll shoot your fuckin head off"

by Local Police May 23, 2014

anti sarcasm

The opposite of sarcasm; being completely serious and taking what others say ironically as being completely serious. Often used to comedic effect or as a defense against sarcasm.

"I'm okay. Don't mind the gaping wound and the sword protruding from my back. I'm fine. Feel like a million fucking bucks, dammit." (Sarcasm)

"Oh, good. I was worried for a moment." (Anti sarcasm)

by mrme97 September 12, 2014

antxiety

When you make eye contact with one or several ants, and subsequently every itch or tickle that you feel is assumed to be a bug crawling on you, until such time that the pest control company arrives to eliminate the problem.

I saw an ant in the kitchen the other day and ever since I've been suffering with antxiety.

by fauxreal August 4, 2015

Antimissionary

An "antimissionary" or "counter-missionary" is one who believes that religious-supremacy should be countered in a like manner to other supremacist ideologies. A missionary is one who believes that all different cultures and religions must be dismantled and destroyed in favor of a supreme religion. An antimissionary is one who disagrees, and counters by advocating for toleration and understanding. One of the most vocal antimissionary groups is Jews for Judaism whose name is a parody of the evangelical, religious-supremacist, Christian group Jews for Jesus.

Peter: I really wish antimissionaries would stop persecuting me when I'm evangelizing!

Avi: How are they persecuting you?

Peter: Whenever I advocate for the absolute destruction of other faiths and cultures in favor of my own faith and culture, they always object!

Avi: Maybe you should stop advocating for the destruction of other faiths and cultures, and learn to live in peace...

Peter: Avi! You sound just like an antimissionary! Stop persecuting me by denying my right to persecute others!

by Yechiel_HaLusitani January 11, 2016

Anti-retirement home

Aka - the kid's grandparent's house, free babysitting, (even though you should really be paying them). They want to enjoy their retirement that they worked so hard for and planned for a long time, but now, they can't.

I know we have had a whole year to make other arrangements, but we can just bring the kids to the anti-retirement home everyday. I know they are retired, but It's free and I don't trust anyone else.

by Johnny Ock June 26, 2016

Anti-MarySue

Anti-MarySue's are the cancer of role plays.They are not the opposite of MaryAue's, yet they are very close.Anti-MarySue's have a dark past and are suicidal , they are sometimes friends will ALL the CreepyPasta's and they are usually murderer's .They'll all look dark and 'cool' and they'll have dark things such as black wings and horns, they'll usually be some kind of dark creature like a demon or fallen angel to seem cool.They'll also always have the dark and 'evil' powers of the world.Anti-MarySue are usually played by fake emo's

normal person 1:"dude they're was some bullshit character that this fake emo had while i was role players with her., she had such a anti-MarySue character "
normal person 2:"ugh anti-MarySue's are the plague of the internet

(new setting)
fake emo:"OH SO my oc's is friend with all the CreepyPasta's, and she is married to Jeff the killer and is the sister of Jane the killer, and Satan is her uncle , but she has a dark past and is suicidal"

normal person: "dude that's such an anti-MarySue character"

by manga_power July 1, 2016