AidyGraham

A drunken Irish carpenter who used to be leeder of the IRA.

Person 1: LOL who made that wonky chest of drawers in your bedroom?
Person 2: Oh that was my Uncle AidyGraham.
Aidy Graham: Where you from?

by Wodderwick January 2, 2023

Libyan Airstrike

Awaking an intimate partner from a deep slumber by defecating on him or her from above.

I waited for her to be fast asleep and then awoke her with a Libyan airstrike.

When a Republican wakes an intimate partner from a deep slumber with a golden shower.

I patiently waited for her to be fast asleep and then awoke her with a Libyan airstrike.

by Dope Slim April 5, 2015

Cock-Aid

When a guy finally admits to being gay, e.g. after getting divorced and logging on to Grinder

Yep, Brian finally drank the cock-aid and went on Grindr. He's been making up for lost time giving HJ's and blowies like they are going out of style.

by Sparty911 August 19, 2017

Caided Aids

Pronunciation: Saei-ded AIDS or Kay-ded AIDS

An unknown word amongst the human race which means that the amount of aids you have is so great, its infecting others like cancer without the need of sexual contact.

Dude that guy has Caided Aids, it's so painful to even look at him.
Wow I never knew I had Caided Aids.
Caided Aids? That sounds horrible!

by R3DN4X February 2, 2018

Y’ain’t

A contraction between two contractions, y’all ; you and all, and ain’t ; are and not

Y’ain’t going out looking like that.
Y’ain’t going to church later?

by Tommy f July 19, 2018

Free Air Pump

Air that is offered for free for tires through a small pancake compressor operated off a 200 foot 16 gauge extension cord that constantly pops the breaker in a small dirty tire shop. This idea to offer to customers originated several years ago from a Dominican native known has General Nunez after settling in a small run down steel mill community in seek of the Spanish minority dream of trying to pull a fast one , or a scam to make a quick buck.

The free air pump is often used to inflate sex dolls.

Durning music fest Jose kids pop tires to attract business to the free air pump.

by Mr Magoe May 16, 2019

Like an Airport

Often times, students are asked to answer a question that they do not understand. Usually they sit quietly in embarrassment or say "I don't know." But some students, in their never ending quest to attain participation points, create unusual metaphors that are often unrelated to the material being covered in class.

Thus, "...like an airport..." was created. Like an airport can be used in any situation:

"What caused the current economic crisis?"

"Well, the economic crisis is like an airport, planes (or money) take off from the runway (or banks) and never come back. That causes banks to fail, thus creating an economic crisis."

As you see, the phrase "like an airport" can get a student out of any pickle.

Mr. Salty Pants-"Tim, what is the constitution about?"

Tim-"You see, the constitution is like an airport..."

by El Capitalist September 22, 2009