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Mickey Mouse championship

When you’re in the championship for fantasy and your team decides to play like shit when you beat them both times that year
Duerr vs Stanbery 2024 was a Mickey Mouse championship for Duerr
by Hot Chubb time machine December 29, 2024
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Mouse Pussy

"Damn I tried to fuck last night, but it wouldn't go in!"

"Why?"

"She had a mouse pussy"
by SweetCookieCake August 14, 2019
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Mouse

Ugh! He is such a Mouse.
But Katy is a huge Mouse, she never listens to me.
by geno1906 July 14, 2017
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Mouse Harvesting

To tortiously remove ones tampon unsuspectingly from in between their legs.
That bitch Madeline been mouse harvesting all day!
by Dr. Raun Cloywne January 19, 2017
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Mickey Mouse Politics

The bipartisan act of politicians collaborating behind closed doors to scheme how they’ll make money—whether through insider trading, corruption, or fear-mongering. Much like how animators have been sitting on Mickey Mouse parodies, waiting for Disney’s copyright to expire, politicians wait for key policies to “expire” so they can manipulate the public and cash in.
A Republican and a Democrat share a toast at a Michelin Star restaurant. “Looks like Roe v. Wade’s expiration is coming up,” one chuckles. “Time to milk the outrage cycle for another term,” the other replies, as they launch into some Mickey Mouse Politics.
by ArrBaby February 21, 2025
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Mouse girl

A female that roots for the gangs when they triumph, and becomes a gangbuster if somebody defeats the gang, that way she gets credit either way for not being one of the losers like the boys.
The mouse girl was always looking to turn males into mice so she wouldn't end up a mouse by herself.
by Solid Mantis March 23, 2021
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grey mouse

Woman that lookswise typically flies under the radar and doesn't use her potential. This can be intentional or by accident.
"Becky’s cute, but man, she really doesn’t try at all."
"If she just put in like 20% effort she’d be an absolute 9. Total grey mouse right now."
by captainmoregain November 24, 2025
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