by Carrii November 20, 2016
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by QuacksO January 28, 2025
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"Thanks, man, I was glad, I hope you were High Fiving Yourself there"
"Of course dude!"
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by anonymous October 6, 2020
Get the High Fiving yourself mug.May 1st is the day where you must shit one self profusely, up until the point where your pants are overflowing with shit.
1: Hey are your pants filled with shit too, since its National Shit Yourself Day?
2: Yeah, man what about you?
1: It's a river down there
2: Yeah, man what about you?
1: It's a river down there
by poopiefart123 November 1, 2021
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by sillycat13 May 3, 2023
Get the shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet mug.NEVER TRUST, NEVER RELY ON ANY OTHER PERSON THAN YOURSELF TO KEEP YOURSELF SAFE. IT STARTS WITH THE THOUGHTS IN YOUR OWN MIND; THEN AFTER THAT, YOU HAVE TO PUT ACTIONS TO YOUR LIFE. NEVER RELY ON PLACES THAT CLAIM TO HELP YOU. WHETHER ITS THE QUOTE UNQUOTE ''GOVERNMENT'' (REALLY, THEY ARE JUST GROUPS OF PEOPLE)... WHETHER IT IS THE GOVERNMENT OR A PLACE LIKE A CHURCH, OR A SOCIETY, OR A GROUP THAT SAYS THEY CAN HELP YOU. THINK FOR YOURSELF. STOP LISTENING TO PARENTS, AND TEACHERS AND PROFESSORS AND THE NEWS MEDIA.
by m3mphis_chick24 October 28, 2025
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