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get a life

A phrase retards say to other people who they don't know anything about. It's just a dumb phrase to say because they can't think of anything else but just want your attention. The truth is the people who tell others to 'get a life' are the ones lacking the life.
Only losers say 'get a life' to other people.
by Bmads January 24, 2008
mugGet the get a lifemug.

Real Life

1) n. Your actual life, not your internet one. irl - in real life.
2) n. A comic by Greg Dean.
1. What did you do in real life today?
2. Have you read Real Life at www.reallifecomics.com yet?
by TheScaryOne April 30, 2003
mugGet the Real Lifemug.

WHAT IS LIFE?

A phrase that is used when something completely upsetting, shocking, and mind-numbing occurs that questions the meaning of your existence and the existence of everything else.

Can also be used when you are speechless and there are no words to describe your thoughts.
Friend 1: She applied to 18 schools and she didn't get into ANY. And she has a 95 average.

Friend 2:.......WHAT IS LIFE?!?!?!

-------OR---------

Boy: Someone robbed my house then set it on fire......
WHAT IS LIFE?.
by lalala29 July 17, 2011
mugGet the WHAT IS LIFE?mug.

Avakin Life

Now notoriously known for banning people who says the word "Noodles".
Avakin user: "Send me noodles"

Avakin life Team: *Bans user*
by XxCookiemayxX March 18, 2019
mugGet the Avakin Lifemug.

Life happened

A term used to appreciate that certain situations, while the fault of someone or some group, was perhaps destiny.
by Ereck Flowers March 3, 2015
mugGet the Life happenedmug.

waste of life

someone who is a complete shitbag and doesnt deserve to share the same air as normal people
That kid is a freaking waste of life
by mark March 29, 2004
mugGet the waste of lifemug.

ghetto life

Where you and three other friends order from the Dollar Menu at McDonalds. Then all four of you take out your change and you barely have enough to get one of those huge 69 cents sodas.
Cashier: Hi, how may I help you?
Customer: Can I get a cheeseburger?
Cashier: Yes, that will be $1.67 please. Is there anything else you would like to order?
Customer: Oh wait, I don't have $1.67.
Cashier: Well you can get the double cheeseburger, it's on the Dollar Menu and it's only $1.07 including tax.
Customer: Okay! I'll get that!

Customer One: I want a soda, but I don't have enough money to get one.
Customer Two: Ohh get one of those huge 69 cents soda they got here.
Customer Three: Yeah! Those are huge!
Customer One: But I still don't have enough...
Customer Four: Here I got some change.
*All four customers finally dig out a total of 68 cents and when they order it they beg the cashier to chip in a penny*

That is the way of ghetto life.
by Henry 81 July 12, 2007
mugGet the ghetto lifemug.

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