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you bite the peach the peach bites back

Idubbz Said this in a food review
Person 1: I got peach juice squirted in my eye

Person 2: You bite the peach the peach bites back
Person 1: WTF
by Assfag April 12, 2017
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You just got F2'd bitch

What you say as you click F2 on ChatRoulette for people exposing themselves because you are pissed off. You were obviously looking for hot chicks, but did not find what you were looking for.
"Come on, something awesome show upppp....
(guy whackin it shows up)
You just got F2'd bitch cuz im sick of just hittin F9 "
by 1986northcack March 4, 2010
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I can teach you my language

Probably the worlds most obvious invitation to sex. Used when the individuals who are to engage in the proposed intercourse originate from different countries, cultures, or ethnicities, and therefore have different native languages.
1.
Meili: Maybe one of these days you can teach me some of your language, and I can teach you my language.
Sven: ITS ON!
2.
Wolfgang: When we´ve finished these beers, we can go to my place, and I can teach you my language.
Conzuella: ITS ON!
3.
Rachel: Tonight, swing by my dorm, I can teach you my language, bring wine and condoms.
Vlad: ITS ON!
by bIMON June 2, 2011
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On November 13th you are allowed one beating of the meat during no nut November. However, it can only be used on the 13th of November nine other.
“Bro u see it’s November 13th you can nut day ???”- friend

Me- “yeah ima bout to beat”
by Swagmoney123swag November 12, 2019
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You gotta be fucking my left nut

Usually said when something would make your life harder to live in, or would make your tasks harder to do
“Bro did you hear, Mr. Tomasulo input our math test grade” “You gotta be fucking my left nut
by Real Ram October 9, 2019
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I can't do this with you right now.

The thing your friend says when he obviously lost the argument
Lucas Dude Cmon it's obvious.
Munir I can't do this with you right now.
by Fogabolt October 11, 2019
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Why wont you publish boom gun

Me: Please why wont you publish boom gun its funny
by Spaoggers April 21, 2020
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