throw the baby out with the bath water

To accidentally get rid of something good while getting rid of something bad.

Don't throw the baby out with the bath water by putting your money into that bank

by nick_g August 5, 2011

Taking the piss [out of someone/something]

Making fun of someone or something, or kidding with someone about something.

You really won the lottery?

Naw, I'm just taking the piss.

by Mike October 3, 2003

Talking out the side of your neck

talking shit

She can catch the fade, with that $2 wig.
Why are you talking out the side of your neck? She ain't done nothing.

by Lady Anomaly September 5, 2016

Get Out Of Hell Free Card

In the world of born-again Christianity, a get-out-of-hell-free-card is a lame excuse an evangelical will use to justify or sugarcoat their shortcomings in order to keep up the illusion that they are still morally, intellectually and consciously superior to all the non-believing secularists. Oftentimes these lame excuses come in the form of Bible verses or paraphrased Bible quotes, but sometimes they will just comletely make shit up. One of the most popular get-out-of-hell-free-cards is the saying: "We err because we're human, but we constantly strive to be perfect like Jesus in every way." A more crazy rationalization for bad behavior is the accusation, "How can any of us mortals truly expect to comprehend the wisdom of God, which is so mighty that even the greatest of us stumble over His ignorance?"

Linda: Teens should wait until they're married before having sex.

Greg: At what age did you lose your virginity?

Linda: If you must know, I was 12. But that doesn't make it okay. We err because we're human, but being a Christian means that we constantly strive to be like Jesus in every way. Just because I sinned doesn't mean you have to also.

Greg: Wow, it sounds like she just used her get out of hell free card.

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Bob: Woah, Georgie. You totally missed that grazing buck with your AK-47 and just killed that entire wedding party!

Georgie: How can any of us mortals truly expect to comprehend the wisdom of God, which is so mighty that even the greatest of us stumble over His ignorance?

Bob: Uh, yeah. I think your get out of hell free card is expired.

by Tim Gay July 31, 2009

blow my ass out

like put a cap gun in someone's asshole and shoot it to give a pleasurable vibration in the rectum causing orgasm

David:Hey mary can you blow my ass out
Mark:blow my ass out too mary
Mary:fuck off

by GorillaPussy_yomamma'sbigassho December 17, 2017

pull my ring out

To put the utmost amount of effort possible for a given task; to give your all. The term alludes to going further than safely possible in terms of effort. To lift a weight that is not safe to lift without causing physical damage to self. Normally used when trying to express the fact that an individual is putting in effort above and beyond that should be expected in norma\typical situations.

A parrallel can be drawn with a weight lifter; a weight lifter risks a hernia\prolapse when he\she lifts more weight than is safe to lift. The individual still puts the effort in although it may cause them harm.

I'm not going to 'pull my ring out' trying to hit the target since the last team didn't achieve their results and they still received a bonus.

If the last team couldn't be bothered then I'm definitely not going to 'pull my ring out'.

We're sat here 'pulling our ring's out' while they're sat reading urbandictionary.com.

by atticboy July 9, 2010

Trying to Knock Yourself Out

Trying to knock yourself out can be defined as repeatedly hitting oneself, generally on the back of head

“Are you trying to knock yourself out?!?”, yelled Timmy's mother.

by GlimmerGurl July 2, 2019