Butt Cheek Monster Man

A man with a buttcheek for a head and has no arms

Holy Crap It’s a Butt Cheek Monster Man

by Nijfhdksssjeked November 22, 2018

Bum ass Man-child

Over 30 years old with no job Laying up under someone elses roof so he don't have to pay rent. Pretends to be sick often for pity. Has to use wifi to use his phone. No vehicle and not about his money. He don't love you he needs you.

He is nothing but a bum ass man-child!

by Your BM August 18, 2020

Chiseled Bronze Man-God

A dominant male figure possessing both the chiseled, muscular physique and the sound, intelligent mind necessary to defeat you in all aspects of life.

"What do Tony Danza, Brad Pitt, Bear Grylls, Lebron James, and Jason Bourne all have in common?"
"They could all kick my ass?"
"Yes, because they're all Chiseled Bronze Man-Gods."

by Sheriff Pitter March 1, 2009

man with two brains

The visual effect of squeezing a scrotum at the base. The scrotal skin tightens around the testicles creating two lobes.

Dave grabbed his sack, stuck out his balls, and chased us around the 3rd floor yelling, "The Man with Two Brains! The Man with Two Brains"

by BlueLew December 12, 2008

Gramest man in the world

Simiar to the phrase 'Ah Graham' this is a meaning used to describe the most pathetic person you know.

You know that guy that sucks? He is the gramest man in the world

by ge7 teh d00r November 16, 2004

Two Minute Man

1. To purposely make your temporary absence known and to make an excuse such as false claims of interacting with a female on a communication messenger (MSN, AIM, etc.) and returning 2 minutes later to resume your online conversation.

2. To boost your self esteem.

Hey, did you guys hear about Brown Jam? He's a two minute man!

by LoboTHEONEANDONLY June 6, 2009

police man women

a person who can't decide if they want to be a police man or a police women. so they use both titles a police man women to refer to themselves. this person isn't intelligent at all. they are always confused about everything; even if it's as simple as 1234.

man one: who's that?
man two: uh. a police man?
police man women: nawh dude; i'm a police man women, get it right; or get it tight!


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police talking to himself;
should i be a police man or women?
i should be a police women;
nawh, i like how police man sounds.
WAIT! i'll be a police man women.

by JAM; March 31, 2009