Skip-me

The polar opposite of a pick-me.
A person who's extremely humble, selfless and down-to-earth to the point where it's straight-up irritating. Like, stop being such a sweetheart.

"happy birthday pookie <33 Here's ur gift. Hope u like it"
"NAHHH PLEASE NOOO I DON'T DESERVE IT. IT'S OKAY IT'S FINE HOMIE."
"but it's ur bday, I'll be a wa-"
"PLEAAASEEE YOU HAVE IT THANK YOU SO MUCH BUT NO THANK YOU I LITERALLY INSIST 😭"

"Don't be a skip-me you prehistoric piece of meatloaf"

by catastrophecreatorJENI-TALIA🗿 July 20, 2024

Go Pee For Me

When someone has to pee, but can’t(they don’t want to, or can’t).

“Hey man, can you go pee for me? I don’t have time.”

by Jazzmaster3000 April 18, 2021

Tell me and will both know

Better and more creative way to say I don’t know

Q: Do you have herpes ?

A: Tell me and will both know.

by Lyle s July 30, 2022

let me nuke this

Heating something up in the microwave

This sandwich is cold let me nuke this

by Handlethis59 August 9, 2022

me

um, I just said it ME

Me is hungry

by Uh-Hi-ILove1D April 23, 2020

Pick me

Kaylaheyyy

A manipulative, repulsive pick me who had dated her whole guy friend group as in results of her in a bad situation.

by 330hey January 26, 2022

You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem

And I will murder your kids if you don't give me what I'm owed.

Hym "You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem. And if people keep murdering your kids, maybe YOU are all the problem. My kids haven't gotten murdered. So, I must be doing something right. I'm not the problem. Doing push-ups hasn't made you any better than you are. You and the fat slob YouTuber ARE THE SAME THING. You're not better than me. They just aren't doing to you what they are doing to me."

by Hym Iam May 1, 2024