I have a goat in my garden.

Having a wedgie.

I have a goat in my garden.

by Ryan's Mom's Mom May 15, 2015

I wanna go bang-bang

I want to take my revenge on society by murdering the first random person i encounter

when you hear the phrase i wanna go bang-bang, please be kind enough to immediately alert the authorities and make double sure that the person gets a proper psyche-eval

by Sexydimma June 3, 2015

I think I want to marry you

another way of telling someone : " please don't reject my ideas, I think i know what I am doing".

boy: i think i want to marry you

girl: no you don't go away. before getting married, you should get a girlfriend first, not the other way around

by Sexydimma June 3, 2015

I got a new phone

She/He deleted your number - out of lack of attraction - so she/he has no idea who you are when you text her/him.

Who is this? I got a new phone and lost numbers.

by Georgiaboy1996 July 5, 2015

dude-I-tude

The hypothetical way of countering Bieber Fever, or any heartthrob group, with classic rock (Sonic Boom episode 39)

The dude-I-tude cured my Bieber Fever! I can finally watch South Park without feeling guilty!

by A guy September 22, 2015

A Luke I am Your Father

This is a vertical integrated sex act where one goes down on a vagen; once the subject is sufficiently moist a deep controlled burst of air is pushed through the vagina. The result moments later is masterful quef, where the reverberation of the labia expels a pleasurable sound and sprinkling of love juices.

My new GF is really into kinky stuff so I gave her a Luke I am Your Father.

by Jackoohoh June 29, 2016

i bought this bish

when you buy somthing and its yours

fuck you! i bought this bish

by hippieCrack July 14, 2016