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i'll calm your farm

a retort to "calm your farm"

to propose engaging in misc activities...
fred "i'll calm your farm."
rosie "i'd love you to ;)"
by cool dude1 November 6, 2011
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your mother has the gay

joe: bruh you have two dads!
mama: your mother has the gay
by poopfart9969 February 21, 2020
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go fluff your puff

gay slang, pre-Stonewall era, meant as a put-down. Meaning there's too much powder make-up on your powder puff, Mary; you need to tone it down. You need to calm down.
Feel better you got that out of your system? Go fluff your puff.
by TheFabulousThomasJ. February 9, 2017
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assault on (your) biological system

anything that attacks your ability to engage in biological activity, including interference by technological innovations
1. The EKG was an assault on my biological system. I feel as disabled as if I had had a heart attack.

2. The huge wheel rolled down the hill and ran over the plowhand who was tilling the soil with a hoe. If you were the plowhand that would be an assault on (your) biological system.
by EvaLissens September 22, 2009
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Tooting your French horn

The act of preforming oral sex on yourself by pulling both of your legs over your head. Contorting your body into the shape of a French horn with your feet being the mouthpiece and your head being the bell of the horn.
"Did you hear about Jeff trying to "Tooting your French horn?!"
"Yeah, I always knew he was lonely, but damn..."
by x405xarmsdealer May 30, 2013
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chill your chili beans

"So Tom was about to start a fight and I was like 'Yo dude, chill your chili beans'!"
by Ezomz January 12, 2009
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