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dead man's flare gun

The lowest tier weapon in a classic Doom/Quake-style first person shooter. Named such because all it does is draw attention to the user for somebody better-equipped to pwn.
I just killed somebody with a BFG and this noob still rushed me with a dead man's flare gun.
by BottleLiving June 28, 2011
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Old Man Walking Syndrome

An elder person who is 99% right, in regards to earthly things in the present and historical facts. Although 99% wrong about future events including( but not limited to) the fact that they are still alive after having “predicted” themselves dead for years.
Tom: “Old Mr. Higgins said that our economy is doomed to collapse in 3 weeks.”
Bob: “Well you know he’s been diagnosed with Old Man Walking Syndrome…. Sharp as a whip and dull as a spoon.
by Jack of trade June 27, 2023
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Beating a man to death with a shovel

A mistake commonly made by gardeners who can't tell a client from their garden.
Onlooker: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BEATING A MAN TO DEATH WITH A SHOVEL?

Gardener: What man?
by WordsyBoi March 11, 2023
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Grown man stiry fry

When you you use jizz instead of oil to cook a stiry fry dish for your girlfriend
Girlfriend: WOW! This is delicious you really nailed it babe!

Boyfriend: Thanks! It’’s my own recipe I call the grown man stiry fry!
by Lord namak March 13, 2023
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A image of a glass man. Appears in Kool Keith live on the Stretch and Bobbito show, 1993. A sample of the show was used in the song "Carnivores Unite" by Blockhead (see below).
"The Cartlenterdor / a image of a glass man...I'm serious this is dope, it's like a image of a glass man, you can't really see him"
by AriaMeth March 30, 2023
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National Penis Man Week

National Penis Man Week. Celebrated around the globe as a national holiday, the Penis Man Week is an inspiration to all as he is an icon of the world. He has done so much and provided everything we need to strive in life, so we commemorate the last week of December in honor of our hero, Penis Man!
I love to celebrate National Penis Man Week from December 25 - 31!
by PenisManSupporter123 December 11, 2022
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One-man-spit-roast

When your dick is so big you fuck someone in the ass and it comes out their mouth (or vice versa).
“I one-man-spit-roasted a chick this weekend. Just call me Vlad the Impaler.”
by Dio.jefe August 16, 2023
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