YouthScuse

When an individual realizes that the story they're telling makes them look incredibly stupid, and attempts to counteract this effect by quickly explaining that the activity being described occured during childhood, or at least a decade prior.

Dave: So, I had this funny habit of collecting the prettiest fall leaves I could find, but in the end, it...I mean...well, I was 11 at the time, so you understand.

Bill: You just gave a YouthScuse. I saw you collecting autumn leaves three weeks ago.

by Big Erik April 6, 2009

youth impaired

Means to be lacking youth, with all of the political correctness a must have!

Joel: Another birthday Charlie man you are getting old!

Charlie: I am not getting old just more "youth impaired"!

by real Mr. Mojo Risin February 24, 2011

youthism

youthism ( state of mind ) It's time to break away from living, in fear and brainwashing from Society.

We are "the kids" your parents warned you about ,all grown up that don't let society determine the direction of our moral compass. There is no planet B: We're not colonizing the Milky Way any time soon .
This may be news to you! After all, you’re a decent and smart person with youthism.

My Youthism is like Peter Pan
but F**king Awesome !
I love You .

by freethinking and openminded June 13, 2017

youthanize

To "fatally" screw up someone's "natural" or "normal" progression into maturity; two of the most common forms of this abuse are to either invalidly/excessively tell a tender/naive-minded little one to "grow up already", or to put down an adult by "treating him like a five-year-old".

I signed up for adult-counselling in an effort to get my social screws tightened, and they did an excellent job --- one big way they helped me was to teach me to recognize when others were trying to youthanize me, and then simply disregard these verbal barbs so that they could no longer hurt me emotionally.

by QuacksO May 18, 2019

Youth Group

A group of people who go to church, hang out, and read the Bible

Hey Pastor Tim, it’s youth group today

by IamcoolYT October 24, 2019

Youtube Guru

that procrastinator from school or at work that happens to know every interesting video on youtube.

Hey man check out this video I found on youtube. Mark your such a youtube guru!

by hardhitr3 November 11, 2009

youthanism

Any of the slang or juxtopposed words that people, mostly young make up and use every day.

The youthanisms of today just confuse me.

by IM1RU September 18, 2010