Boner Doner

A collection of porn that one lends to another.
John: Dude, since Cindy left last week, I haven't had a good, explosive hard-on.

Joe: I got you covered dude. Have these tapes. They're pretty spicy. They show Jenna Jameson sitting on a dick then standing up, over and over, very rapidly.

John: Awesome. Thanks for the boner doner dude.
by rogerthewhale January 14, 2011
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boner loaf

One that is so gay, they are not just a slice, but the whole loaf of boner.
Biff: Ryan was running around in gym class naked again.

Todd: What a fucking boner loaf.
by JakE May 08, 2007
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boner dance

It's when a male get's a boner and to express his happiness he does a boner dance that involves a lot of humping anything that has a hole.
"Dan did the boner dance while we where in Social Studies."
by Andre January 05, 2005
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boner constrictor

a sexual act in which the man's penis is long enough to flap over either shoulder and be inserted into his own anus.
Anthony's friends were shocked and awed, not by the fact that he could do a boner constrictor, but by the fact that his new girlfriend could also perform it as well.
by Sir Robert and Sir Kevin October 03, 2007
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Boner Food

Essentially anything that can give a male an erection. Most likely porn.
Tom: Yo dude what have you been doing today?

Jordan: Just been online checking out some boner food.
by YFSlovesurmom June 02, 2009
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boner bait

Oh erika, you're such boner bait
by miso_oni January 09, 2007
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proto-boner

A potential boner. Not quite a semi, but far more than a softie. Should be considered a compliment when wielded by men who wear lab coats for a living.
"Your knowledge of the Southern blot method is giving me a proto-boner."
by ompelle December 15, 2008
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