John: Dude, since Cindy left last week, I haven't had a good, explosive hard-on.
Joe: I got you covered dude. Have these tapes. They're pretty spicy. They show Jenna Jameson sitting on a dick then standing up, over and over, very rapidly.
John: Awesome. Thanks for the boner doner dude.
Joe: I got you covered dude. Have these tapes. They're pretty spicy. They show Jenna Jameson sitting on a dick then standing up, over and over, very rapidly.
John: Awesome. Thanks for the boner doner dude.
by rogerthewhale January 14, 2011
by JakE May 08, 2007
It's when a male get's a boner and to express his happiness he does a boner dance that involves a lot of humping anything that has a hole.
"Dan did the boner dance while we where in Social Studies."
by Andre January 05, 2005
a sexual act in which the man's penis is long enough to flap over either shoulder and be inserted into his own anus.
Anthony's friends were shocked and awed, not by the fact that he could do a boner constrictor, but by the fact that his new girlfriend could also perform it as well.
by Sir Robert and Sir Kevin October 03, 2007
by YFSlovesurmom June 02, 2009
synonymous with cocktease
by miso_oni January 09, 2007
A potential boner. Not quite a semi, but far more than a softie. Should be considered a compliment when wielded by men who wear lab coats for a living.
by ompelle December 15, 2008