Omg! did you hear kai making fun of presys awesome language?!? how dare he! ( van presley language is the best language ever )
by ivyy !! April 14, 2022
Get the van presley languagemug. 1. (n) A picture, usually drawn on a bathroom wall or ceiling, that is done with feces and likely used their hand as a paint brush.
2. (v) The act of creating a picture on a room's wall or ceiling made from feces.
2. (v) The act of creating a picture on a room's wall or ceiling made from feces.
(In a restaurant Guy #1 just returned from using the washroom.)
Guy #1: Hey man, you haven't taken a piss here, have you?
Guy #2: No, but I haven't drained the main vein recently. I think it's about time I go.
Guy #1: Yeah you really should. I was quite impressed with that van Gogh they have on display! (snickering...)
Guy #2 hesitantly: Aww man, you didn't.....
Guy #1: Yeah I did! Our waiter was a total douche. I didn't even get offered a refill.
Guy #2: Y'know what, I thought I had to pee...... but let's just casually get the fuck outta dodge, it can wait.
Guy #1: I hope our waiter has to clean it....... hahahah!
Guy #1: Hey man, you haven't taken a piss here, have you?
Guy #2: No, but I haven't drained the main vein recently. I think it's about time I go.
Guy #1: Yeah you really should. I was quite impressed with that van Gogh they have on display! (snickering...)
Guy #2 hesitantly: Aww man, you didn't.....
Guy #1: Yeah I did! Our waiter was a total douche. I didn't even get offered a refill.
Guy #2: Y'know what, I thought I had to pee...... but let's just casually get the fuck outta dodge, it can wait.
Guy #1: I hope our waiter has to clean it....... hahahah!
by The RussSh September 9, 2018
Get the van Goghmug. by Maya Butreeks May 13, 2021
Get the Dan "Get In The Van" Schneidermug. She is so supportive, she must be van!
by Pattyyss April 16, 2021
Get the vanmug. a van that users of 4chan tend to show up to the houses of those who disagreed with them and have intent have harm the aforementioned person who disagreed with them.
(usually happens after the disagreed person has their home address leaked on 4chan)
(usually happens after the disagreed person has their home address leaked on 4chan)
sane person (who somehow ended up on 4chan): hitler was a horrible person
5 DAYS LATER
sane person (who somehow ended up on 4chan): OH FUCK ITS THE 4CHAN COMBAT VAN AND THIS TIME THEY HAVE ASSULT RIFLES!
sane person (who somehow ended up on 4chan): *starts loading FA03 with intent to defend his/her fort*
5 DAYS LATER
sane person (who somehow ended up on 4chan): OH FUCK ITS THE 4CHAN COMBAT VAN AND THIS TIME THEY HAVE ASSULT RIFLES!
sane person (who somehow ended up on 4chan): *starts loading FA03 with intent to defend his/her fort*
by DRduck68 July 19, 2022
Get the 4chan combat vanmug. The last name of the most caring, loving, and wonderful family. They will do anything to help when it’s most needed. They don’t hesitate to lend a hand. They love the Lord with all their hearts, even in the most devastating moments in life. They will welcome you with open arms.
by user1246273663735736367 December 3, 2021
Get the van Zantenmug. This guy is kind, caring and sometimes too caring. he likes to focus on a particular sport. he’s tall, and he probably like someone but keeps it to himself and doesn’t tell anyone. even the girl that he likes doesn’t even know.
by heacgujfey November 24, 2021
Get the Van Datmug.