Tool

someone who thinks there cool,a poser. Every Girl falls for the Tools even though they suck

me: have you heard of MxPx
tool:yeah arn't they really heavy

example # 2

random person: alice cooper is creepy
tool:how could you find alice cooper creepy

by hxcsteve May 21, 2009

Tool

A tool is a person who has short gait a d puts in a half a bottle of gel in it. A tool is often were a tight collared shirt baggy jeans and flip flops along with his overly geled hair. Tools are often very muscular and ful of them self resulting in no one liking them.

Zachary: hey man let's go to abercronbie or hosllister!
Me: dude were not tools we don't were tight collared shirts
Zachary: then can we get some hair gel??
Me: damn ur a fucking TOOL!

by Toolhater4444 December 3, 2009

tool

A guy who wears flip-flops.

I don't know, but he must be a tool.

by Amous July 12, 2010

tool

someone who tries too hard. a poser.

kamil radecki is a major tool.

by fatcupcake July 26, 2010

tool factory

An individual who repeatedly misuses the word "tool" thinking that it is a general slur when it in fact has a specific meaning as in somebody who doesn't realize that they are being used by others.

Wow that guy sitting under the television wearing the college jersey and slamming Bud Lights is such a tool factory that he doesn't even realize he sounds like a complete idiot.

by Toolio2 September 25, 2010

tool

tool

One who lacks the mental capacity to be able to remove himself from his hatred of all things UTD.

Doesn't realise he is being used as a figure for others amusement.

A fool. An un-balanced cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.

The Guardian Sport Blog's very own "tool" - MAWAL

by The whole of The Kop March 1, 2011

Tooldick

1. A guy who doesnt realise how much of a dick he is.

2. A guy who dates your sister who tries to be your friend.

3. A gargleball master

you know her boyfriend is a complete tooldick, he tries to be his friend even though hes plowing her...

by TauKnight May 9, 2011