shit-spewer

A widely used nickname for good old 45.

In every situation, at every opportunity, the Pinocchio President is showing himself to be a highly accomplished shit-spewer.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 21, 2019

Shitting Cobra

At the end of a really long shit log, slap the ass cheeks together to form a hood on your shit cobra. It's now a shitting cobra

I totally left a shitting cobra in the office's restroom

by Tubbers2121 January 4, 2010

Purple shit

The aftermath of a McDonald’s meal. Too much micky d’s and you’ll have the case of the purple shits. Ronald’s face can fool you but he can’t skool you so get a salad you fat f*ck.

“I ate too much chicky nuggets Ima be sick!”
“Your gonna have a case of the purple shits fo sure!!!”

by Jon Harold the 3rd January 10, 2018

Steamy Shit

When your shit is hot as fuck.

I just had a steamy shit.

by I give head for 5 shillings June 21, 2018

Shit tat

A generic term for an awful tattoo, such as a friend’s name on your ass e.g. ‘Sam Veston’

How bad is that shit tat?

by OriginalOrigi2 June 3, 2019

good as shit

used to describe someone or something when it is exceptionally good, above average.

i just ordered some papa johns, this pizza is good as shit.

can you play dark souls 2? im good as shit at that game.

by stivodivo March 6, 2019

Napalm Shits

An incredibly volatile shit, leaving you chafed and burning.

Usually soft in consistency and sticks to your asshole, no matter how much you wipe, there’s ALWAYS residue; causing a burning sensation similar to that of napalm right in your bootycheeks.

Dude, I had the worst fucking napalm shits after we ate those burgers

by TransFerret January 18, 2019