tickle the tuna

Finger a GOD DAMN MUTHAFUCKIN pussy. Tickle dat chit.

"Yeah you made out, but the question is, did you tickle the tuna?"
"Yeah man, I tickled her tuna last night, it was sick."

by Peter Anthony Johsnon July 20, 2006

dick tickler

Similar to a Ball Tickler (beard) A mushtash used for oral peasure of anothers member in a sense tickling the shaft of another males errect penis, or dick.

In Some cases females can grow dick ticklers.

~Man I'm glad you finally grew a dick tickler.. It greatly adds to the peasure~

~That new dick tickler you have, made my sperm shoot an exta 3 feet.~

~Hey look at that dudes dick tickler~

~Hitler has a small dick tickler~

~Dude, that girl over there has a dick tickler.. SWEET!~

~Man, I think I'm going to grow a dick tickler to look like Jeff Foxworty~

by Dr. Daddy August 24, 2005

tickleass

messing around, not doing what you are supposed to be doing. usually in the back of a class room.

Teacher: "You're all getting F's in this class because all you do is play tickleass back there!"

Student: "Thats fucked up!"

Teacher: "Go to ALC!"

by the best tickleasser there is January 17, 2009

tickle the porpoise

v. masturbation

dude, when I saw that pamela Anderson video, I HAD to go tickle the porpoise!

by rascalollie August 10, 2009

Tickleproof

Person or part of one's body that is resistant to tickling.

"You may say your armpits are tickleproof but I need to check it anyway (mwahahahha)"

by Sipanka & Chomal December 4, 2010

TicketRaper

A multi-national conglomerate event ticket seller that forcefully extracts money from its victims. A monopoly on par with Carnegie's Standard Oil, TicketRaper has avoided trust-busting only by making hefty campaign contributions to politicians.

See also: ticketbastard, ticketmaster

Ten dollars for a ticket! I'm there. Buy! Okay, eight dollar service fee... twelve dollar processing fee? six dollar printing fee? I already hit buy! Wait, now it's asking me to bend over--AAAUGH! AUUGH! TICKETRAPER!

by McSnizzSnazz September 21, 2010

Tickle my penguin

1. Another word for self gratification. 2. When something turns you on.

1. I was so hot yesterday, I had to tickle my penguin.

2. That really tickles my penguin.

by Imoria Grey May 21, 2011