turkey call

To approach a fine female flap your arms around her/hump while making a turky gobbling sound. The female will think it is funny and you WILL get ass.
A ritual that means you wanna fuck. Or stuff that ass like a turkey.

Guy one- "Yo I got ass from giving her the turkey call"
Guy two- "Say word"

by AK Feezy May 31, 2006

ghost turkey

When it's Thanksgiving night, and the room is dark, and a gentleman offers a woman a bite of turkey leg, but when she opens her mouth he instead presents his genitals.

Happy Black Friday! By the way, last night, I gave the lady a ghost turkey.

by Francis L August 13, 2017

Sliced Turkey

an unexpected success

our second place win was sliced turkey

by Vics Vapor Rub November 16, 2016

turkey dropping

Laying around the house in a turkey-induced coma that affects most adults after indulging in a Thanksgiving Day feast.

I wanted to watch the Lions play football but there's turkey droppings all over the TV room...i can't find a seat.

by mcmappy November 23, 2017

jives turkey

griffin klages

Wow, stop being such a jives turkey, Jess!

by mswizzle August 22, 2014

turkey timer

A slang term for a fully charged / hard clitoris. So called because of its resemblance to the timer that pops out when a frozen turkey is finished baking.

One stroke on her turkey timer and she was gushing like Niagara Falls.

by anoldviolin July 21, 2016

Turkey Bite

The process of taking ones thumb and placing it between the pointer finger and middle finger then pinching someone with your thumb, resulting in the most painful pinch known to mankind

Cara if you dont keep yourself in line I am going to turkey bite the hell out of you.

by Mack Master Jack August 7, 2012