The act of ejaculating into or onto a sock after masturbation causing the sock to turn white in the area that has absorbed the semen and causing the sock to become stiff. Best to hide the sock at the bottom of the laundry so no bystanders stumble upon the sock and the ways it is being abused.
Bill: Dude did you know john has been bleaching socks?
Jake: What the fuck! that's gross shit! I wore his socks last week!
Bill: haha you probably have john semen foot, i would get that checked out.
Jake: Fuck you! i'm going to hit john so fucking hard!
Jake: What the fuck! that's gross shit! I wore his socks last week!
Bill: haha you probably have john semen foot, i would get that checked out.
Jake: Fuck you! i'm going to hit john so fucking hard!
by d00wrag February 03, 2011
An insult on a person's character referring to the sweat-soaked crotch padding found in men's bicycle shorts. Also reference Man Pad
by Pun87 June 05, 2010
by kooks November 06, 2013
When you masturbate repeatedly into the same sock for a long duration of time, the sock becomes stiff enough to be used a a Boomerang.
by DixiesNormous February 21, 2020
by BlueElvis October 20, 2020
by i killed the jewz June 04, 2017
The cheapest of knock offs (usually of asian origin), so bad it knocks your socks clean off.
Not to be confused with the established russian family name Sockoff, meaning "He who jacks it with a sock"
Not to be confused with the established russian family name Sockoff, meaning "He who jacks it with a sock"
"Dude come over let's try this whack ass sock off"
"Wtf man save your sock whackin for your waifu, weirdo"
"Dude no I got some more game sock offs from the creepy asian guy on my block, let's play em on my Wintendo 69"
"Ohh heh yeah bro lets do it"
"Wtf man save your sock whackin for your waifu, weirdo"
"Dude no I got some more game sock offs from the creepy asian guy on my block, let's play em on my Wintendo 69"
"Ohh heh yeah bro lets do it"
by Quan Chi Nuts November 11, 2018