Spooky Poon

A haunted vagina, typically ancient and belonging to a ghost or a dead body. Sometimes referred to as 'spoon' for short.

"Oh man I went to the graveyard yesterday and saw a ghost with a Spooky Poon. It was terrifying!"
"That dead body Ted dug up last night had a real Spoon man!"

by Nugz March 19, 2020

poon ninja

Poon ninja : One who can access a vagina for sexual gratification in record time after a first meeting. A pussy hound of the highest order.

Within minutes she had succumbed to his charms. As he gently fondled her nether regions, she realised, even in the throes of her lust, that she had met her first genuine poon ninja.

by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel September 27, 2013

Amanda Juicy-Poon

Some may say this is wrong (amanda herself) but it really is Amanda Juicy-Poon. She doesn’t like to admit her true background (the poon).

“Can Amanda Juicy-Poon come????”
“No.”

by gurgletimmygurgle May 13, 2024

poon-tential

The high chance of a girl to look good in the future.

Damn sarah has some poon-tential, she would be good to fuck ones shes older

by OG-Fernando180 July 8, 2010

flabba poon tang

something a ranga said

tell nat i say flabba poon tang

by anonymous February 11, 2021

Pine pooning

Intercourse in the woods while camping or boondocking.

My wife and i like to go pine pooning in the woods while camping.

by Mjhalleman July 22, 2016

Poon

nickname for anyone named vesper

“hey poon”
“who is poon?”
“you. you are poon.”

by anonymous December 18, 2021