A Mitch Jones is whatever you want it to be. If you want it to be your best friend, done! Worst enemy, done! If your a Mitch Jones than you could get almost any woman you want. But you don't because you don't want you're wife to kick everybody's butt. A Mitch Jones is tuff. If you tried to eat a Mitch Jones you would have to chew just one piece till you were 80 years old. He could beat you and your dad up even if he was 5 years old. But he doesn't. If your lucky.
Man I don't know what to do with my life. Should I help the hungry, or cure cancer?
Or should I go all the way and be Mitchell Paul Jones and do it all at once?
Or should I go all the way and be Mitchell Paul Jones and do it all at once?
by Jason Jay Shields December 14, 2020
Get the Mitchell Paul Jonesmug. Indy: "Get back to Cairo, get us some transport to England. Boat, plane, anything... Meet me at Omar's. Be ready for me; I'm going after that truck."
Sallah: "How?"
Indy: "I don't know I'm making this up as I go."
"Do you have any idea what you are doing? "
"No, I'm pulling an Indiana Jones! "
Sallah: "How?"
Indy: "I don't know I'm making this up as I go."
"Do you have any idea what you are doing? "
"No, I'm pulling an Indiana Jones! "
by Charliegoldy June 9, 2021
Get the Pulling an Indiana Jonesmug. by Jackobeast256 September 27, 2021
Get the Bob Jones Highschoolmug. Troll Jones-ing is the act of trolling someone without harmful intent. While trolling is often to hurt someone's feelings this form of trolling is light hearted amount friends.
Cory- "Man, Donald Trump will make a great president." Mark- "Shut up Cory, he's a misogynist twat." Cory- "Build that wall!" Matt- "Cory, stop Troll Jones-ing"
by jonestrolljunior November 15, 2016
Get the Troll Jones-ingmug. Nelly- Yo jonesy how we feelin today?
Luke- Feeling pretty stiff, feelin like bonesy today
Nelly- Yea man I could say the same thing.
Luke- Stiffer then a piece of plywood right now
Nelly- LUKE "BONES" JONES
Luke- Feeling pretty stiff, feelin like bonesy today
Nelly- Yea man I could say the same thing.
Luke- Stiffer then a piece of plywood right now
Nelly- LUKE "BONES" JONES
by ferdawinecelly October 20, 2023
Get the Luke "Bones" Jonesmug. When a person, usually prone to conspiracies, takes a fact that vaguely resembles what a conspiracy theorist (Alex Jones) claims, and then ignores their much larger unsubstantiated/incorrect claim that is actually being disputed.
Alex Jones: The reason there is so many gay people is because the government is using a gay bomb made by the pentagon to turn people gay, they already turned the majority of frogs in the US gay.
Actual news that comes out: A pesticide atrazine, can cause a hormonal imbalance in frogs that makes them turn female.
Conspiracy theorist with Alex Jones syndrome: “OMG Alex Jones was right again!”
Actual news that comes out: A pesticide atrazine, can cause a hormonal imbalance in frogs that makes them turn female.
Conspiracy theorist with Alex Jones syndrome: “OMG Alex Jones was right again!”
by Common_sensual November 4, 2022
Get the Alex Jones syndromemug. Lambert - "Remember, if you shoot for the moon and miss, you'll still be amongst the stars. Game On Bob Jones!!!"
by The Rockin' Bob February 28, 2022
Get the Game On Bob Jones!!!mug.