table crab

when you go to a strip club and eat food and when you get home you contract crabs

john: no i dont wanna go eat there and get table crabs

by AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHm March 19, 2022

Dressing the Table

Leaving the tip at a restaurant.

Since you're paying the check I'm dressing the table.

by Grampa Les May 21, 2019

table

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cof is cof table meowww woooof wee wee

by BFFF4LIFE! August 29, 2021

table flipped

something unexplainable and out of this world has happened. you probably would have to resort to plan b if this has happened.

you are lucky you weren't here when the table flipped

by the-all-giving August 30, 2022

Riding the Table Saw

The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.

Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.

by ellsworthtoohey January 20, 2018

ate the whole table

what stupid roblox children say when they think someone did well at their game

"Omg stacy did so well in the beauty pageant, she legit ate the whole table"

by Medoh July 26, 2022

Peanut Free Table

The lunch table designated for people who are deathly allergic to peanuts to eat at. Usually accompanied by an unoriginal No Peanuts or Tree Nuts sign. Many members of the table are part of a cult organization called Deez Nuts inc. which aims to assassinate the board of directors of the Planters Nut & Chocolate Company. Sometimes used by normal people to help gather their energy to fight through No Nut November.

Cole: Jimmy why are you sitting at the Peanut Free Table?

Jimmy: I am gathering my inner chi to finish the last 7 days of No Nut November.

Cole: Damn I already failed that day 1.

by Track and Shield November 10, 2021