Something that you could could afford to do, but won't do because you think it's a waste of money. Going above and beyond what's necessary for a normal person, and paying a premium price for it.
John - "Did you hear that Will put in a koi pond and had the fish painted color coordinated to his decor?"
Bob - "That's the most literal example of "paying to paint the fish" I've ever heard."
Bob - "That's the most literal example of "paying to paint the fish" I've ever heard."
by DaDefinition January 25, 2023
Get the Paying to paint the fishmug. When you are about to ejaculate during intercourse and opt to pull out and blow your load all over your significant other's torso.
by thegreatretailcaper July 23, 2016
Get the Painting the canvasmug. A person who has been marked out to be an individual attracted to or having attempted to be in relations with a child (pedophile)
That Aaron is painted.
by Swede12345 June 26, 2021
Get the Paintedmug. by Amongus bawls June 4, 2022
Get the paint it purplemug. by Bignast420 March 7, 2021
Get the Paint my housemug. The cheapest interior flat paint available on the market. Used by landlords because it is cheap. This type of paint is not washable and has the consistency of chalk on the wall.
He's a real cheapskate, he used landlord paint in his house. Now, he can't even wash off the spaghetti that he spilled on the wall.
by Human namuH August 9, 2021
Get the landlord paintmug. When you get shit on your balls during missionary and bring yourself up dragging your balls across the face from the chin up.
Slipped out of my girl last night but instead of going back in I accidentally gave her some American War Paint.
by SauceMilk July 17, 2021
Get the American War Paintmug.