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The Perc Monster

When you take multiple Percocets and you get super booted up to the point where you look passed out. The common joke among people who pop Percocets is you start seeing the Perc Monster when you get that way.
The perc 30 slapping him, the perc monster got him.
by Big Daddy Rikka December 2, 2019
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killing the monster

I will be a little late, I am currently killing the monster.
by Sensei85 December 1, 2017
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Pube Monster

The term Pube Monster is used in association with a shower or general plug hole which is filled with wiry hair most likely from from the pubic region of a large beast/monster. While the likelihood of a beast/monster taking a shower in your house is slim, the sheer mass of hair plugging the hole strongly points in the direction of this....or a person who needs to shave their bush.
Holy moly! Looks like the pube monster has his the shower again!

Why can't the friggin pube monster use a different shower or just buy a bloody razor and give her bush a shave!

Jeremy: Hey dude, do you know Heleena?
Fred: Oh shit man, yeah I do! She's that damn pube monster!
by TommyP88 November 22, 2011
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suicidal monsters

A group of small dick guys who act big in front the ladies but can't make up for it in the bed.
The Stripper said "I just had a group of Suicidal Monsters try to show me up in my VIP room, they was not acting very big after I pulled down their pants."
by Bob Hadababby April 22, 2016
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monster mashed

“Yo John u good” nah Mate I’m monster mashed
by Yehyehnah December 6, 2020
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Monster cock

He take he’s monster cock and tries to fit it all the way into my tight pussy
by Mimi’s mom July 15, 2021
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slong monster

girl has a bigger pennis than you.
by cptsnowblow March 6, 2018
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