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dirt road hooker

A girl who wears scrubby clothes, and doesn't take care of herself, but manages to sleep with many guys.
Bob: "Who shows up to a party with no shoes, booty shorts, a scrubby tank top, and nappy ass hair?"

Rob: "A dirt road hooker"

Bob: "Ah, true"
by boomboombaby23 January 15, 2013
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Delaware dirt stick

Inserting your penis in a womens mouth after anal sex.....
She wasnt too impressed of the after taste left from the delaware dirt stick.
by MR.Jean November 27, 2010
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Oklahoma dirt devil

When a female farts into the belly button of a male, turns around and sucks it out with her mouth
I was at the strip club and that bitch gave me an Oklahoma dirt devil
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Do not eat that dirt

Edd: Listen carefully. Do not eat that dirt.

Ed: (looks at the pile of dirt and chuckles... then starts wolfing down the dirt).
by Master Tonberry March 5, 2005
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dirt farmer

a slave, lol..............
The dirt farmers wore things on their heads.
by dances with curtains September 5, 2008
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celestial dirt nap

Elvis Presly is taking the celestial dirt nap. Get over it.
by Aribeth April 14, 2005
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Dirt Button Bugaloo

Much like clam slapping yet with B-holes.
Very similar to muff mashing except you use your shit hatch.
Think of the Twat Taco Tuesday Watoosi but replace the Twat tacos with Brown Corn Ports
Jill wasn't excommunicated because she only partook in the Dirt Button Bugaloo.

Pregnancy wasn't an option, and my purity ring shone bright that night with the Lord's light, so we commenced with the Dirt Button Bugaloo.
by 1RMFRK July 2, 2014
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