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shit test

in a shit test, you give someone an easy way to hate you, and a hard way to like you.
if that someone choses the easy way to hate you, then he failed your shit test.

an "easy way to hate you" could be some "politically incorrect" expression,
which causes a meltdown in triggered leftists (hysteria, overreacting to ridiculously small problems),
which absolutely blocks them from discussing the actual issue at hand ("a hard way to like you")

aka: stress test, personality test
ha, you fell for my shit test, bye!
by milahu December 8, 2025
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NSAPND Test

NSAPND meaning “Non-spherical and parents not dead” test, is a test someone must pass in order to have a right to insult you. Failing to do so, they simply don’t have the right.
“Julie tried to calling me out as a skank in front of all my friends, but luckily she failed the NSAPND test.”

this sentence could be shortened to “…but luckily NSAPND”
by deidre suchenbaum December 9, 2025
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Test Grades

-Quality of Oral Sex
-Orgin- Penis is the head. From the head you get knowledge or receive knowledge. Knowledge is then used for grades. Hence, test grades.
I took her back to test grades.
by Isaac Asimov May 17, 2006
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Test Fighter

Faster, lazier way to announce your departure.
Originally used when the phrase "See you later" was misunderstood.
Later it was used in place of See you later.
Dood A: Aight we're out.
Dood B: Aight Test fighter.
by Willy Styles May 27, 2006
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Test cough

A fake cough let out when one is told to be completely silent.
Teacher: I'm going to go copy a couple of papers if i hear one sound you're all getting written up.
student 1: *cough* *cough*
student 2: stop with the test coughs I don't wanna be written up
by benUlan November 5, 2009
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ten second test

The amount of time it takes on a blind date or a computer date site date before you realize that the next hour or two is going to be a total waste of time. In other words: you're not attracted.
Dude #1: How was the date last night?
Dude #2: Horrible!
Dude #1: What? She fail the ten second test?
Dude #2: No, I think I did! She hardly talked to me or looked at me the whole time.
by Vagabond King January 31, 2010
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The Ladder Test

If playing an online game and wonder if you lag, you start climbing up a ladder in the game, to see if you make it to the top or if you just keep on jumping from on top to on bottom.
Gamer#1: "Dude! I so shot that guy in the face, and it took him freakin' three second to die! Bajingless!"

Gamer#1's Online Buddy:"Do The Ladder Test. I see one right over there."
by TurnOnLamp September 25, 2010
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