Butter Tax

Also known as the "Big Head Taxed," it is an added percentage tax to all purchased goods in proportion to the buyer's head diameter.

"You're total is $21.73"

"And how much do I owe you for the Butter Tax?"

"$13.40"

by The Mad Yeeter October 25, 2023

Wanker Tax

The various stealth taxes provided through Ebay to help stimulate the dwindling economy by increasing cashflow from innocent people's pockets to the coffers of fraudulent traders who profit from ridiculous P&P.

Yeah, I made a killing on Ebay the last year, loads of savings, but I've got to factor in $27 for Wanker Tax. Damn, seems to be going up each year!

I can't begrudge those incessant fraudulent scammers on Ebay - They're helping the economy.

by what_do_we-Know_about_partying December 17, 2011

twat tax rebate

When one finds money once lost to their own idiocy. It is quite possible said individual never knew they had suffered the twat tax in the first place.

When you put on a pair of jeans not worn in six months and find a mashed up £20 note in the pocket. "Sweet! Twat tax rebate!"

by dooferdog March 21, 2017

skibidi rizz fanum tax gyatt

Absolute fucking brainrot

Hey are you sigma or are you skibidi
I’m sigma skibidi rizz fanum tax gyatt

by GyattMan69 July 9, 2024

Pass tax

When you have to pass the weed to other people constantly, you get a "free hit" out of rotation.

Kathy sat between Jason and JR on the couch, so she collected pass tax every time she passed the joint between them.

by anonymous May 28, 2023

Taxes

That's what Yoshi doesn't pay for

Taxes are gay

by YorMom420 March 23, 2020

fanum tax

Someone that takes your food, it usually happens at Kai Cenat's streams. Now it's also used by older streams to make fun of the overuse of the slang.

"You're so fanum tax..."

by TheRock34235 December 6, 2023