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table txting

to put your keyboard cell phone down on a table and place your hand(s) on it and type your txt message like a keyboard on a computer.
I was at a fast food place and I had a burger in my hand, but I had to txt someone, so I started table txting with my free hand.
by blizzblast December 14, 2010
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table

A British person.

A funnier and less objectively agreed upon version of "brit", typically said with disdain (serious or joking). Can also relate to British mannerisms or objects (see example 3)

Originating from the public access show, A Little Sketchy, in which the fictional character, Johnny Table is an incredibly stereotypical British person.
EXAMPLE 1:

Snobbert: *proceeds to use British pronunciation*
Quimbly: "what made you this way?"
Snobbert: "to tell you the truth, I'm a table. *cries in British*

-A Little Sketchy Episode 12

EXAMPLE 2:

British Person (Table): "can I get a nice cup o' wa'er?
American: "What a table!"

EXAMPLE 3:

British Person (Table): "in my home across the pond, we eat crumpets"
American: "are those table foods?"
by ThePlaidLad May 5, 2024
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noodle table

When you eat something off your partners back during sex.
Dude, I was short on time so I had to turn Ashley into a noodle table so I could eat.
by Thumper010 September 3, 2017
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Off the table

I would curl your lil toes, flip you over, and keep pumping.
Hym "Yeah, somevody wanted me to respond to that so.... There. At least, that's what I did to the last one 😉 But that's neither here nor there. I already told you: OFF THE TABLE. You're practically my niece at this point and it's gross."
by Hym Iam January 14, 2023
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Sur La Table

A store chain that has kitchenware
I've never heard of Sur La Table.
by JulieFayePrice September 17, 2020
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Table Abuser

A person who abuses their table. I am talking to you Robert. Yeah you you monster. #TableLivesMatter
Robert W. Coomer is a confirmed pedophile and table abuser. That's why we burned his house down.
by Rufus Redneck August 1, 2020
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