Ham-and-egger

A real basic bitch. One with not much going for them.

Man, Bianca from the gym is a real ham-and-egger...

by J-douggy July 23, 2016

Bro-ham

synonymous with "himbo"
a hammy bro with ham for brains but very cordial and attractive. A non-threatening being. Can be substituted for househusband.

He gave me bro-ham vibes

by LM1211 December 23, 2020

smack a ham

to (masturbate)

"i am so going to smack a ham to some net porn tonight!"

by brian_n_ks January 23, 2009

ham it up

same as give it up

Ham it up, my damies.

by tanukisanyo June 10, 2005

Steamed Hams

Thicc thighs in yoga pants that are hot hot and moist.

At the gym
Bro 1: "Yoga class is about to let out"
Bro 2: "Let's go see some steamed hams"

by Slick Thicc March 28, 2020

spreadin ham

Spreading your ass cheeks while having sex. Spreading your ass cheeks while taking a shit. Basically spreading your ass cheeks for any reason.

Oh look! Mark is spreadin ham behind that tree.

by markassamous October 15, 2013

ham pencil

Slang term for one's own penis.

Johnny Bagholder got caught rolling his ham pencil.

by Joshbert Andersands December 15, 2008