spiderdick

refers to a particularly small penis; similar to the size of a male spiders' genitalia.

Tony has a spiderdick, I didn't even feel it! But, he could do it for hours!!

by niggerbaby May 2, 2008

dirt spider

a vary hairy vagina that is common among trailer trash europeans and various sluts you might know

a hairy dirty vagina

by juice cam March 11, 2005

Caribbean Dick Spider

A spider that looks suspiciously like a hand with four fingers curled down like four legs and the middle finger jutting out and wiggling like a head. It feeds on male genetalia. Cousin of the boob crab, the man-boob spider, the shenis spider and the vagina spider.

Holy crap! a caribbean dick spider is eating my male genatalia! What shall I do? It looks like a hand!

by shafer r. May 25, 2008

It didn't touch the sides

An unfortunate genital mismatch. Either the woman's vagina is too loose or the man's penis is too small/thin, hence 'It didn't touch the sides'. Also used to disparage a woman by suggesting she has been too promiscuous.

I really liked him but when we had sex it didn't touch the sides.

by CalSouth March 11, 2015

Spider Pubes

fucking long pubes that are always spread out and uncontrolable

That Vegan girl had spider pubes, it turned me off

by Neb Yenoc December 23, 2008

Spiderfan

The act of masturbating whilst hanging upside down opposite a powerful fan with a spiderman mask only half on ones face. One then ejaculates into ones hand and slings it into the fan like the famous webslinger. The fan then it blows the jizm back onto oneself - preferably in the chest.

hey man i was bored last night so I totally Spiderfanned myself FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP!

I heard that Brad gave himself the old Spiderfan last night. That's probably why his shirt is sticking to his chest.

by Virender Shewag December 15, 2011

PRICKLY SPIDER

A womans formation of pubic hair that is exceptionally long and unkept. Hence it may grow to the point of being curled and 'pushed', or spread outwards, by the lasses underwear. This will eventually resemble a large hairy huntsman climbing up from her 'womans valley'.

"Going down on her was like licking a prickly spider!"
or
"When she dropped her panties, I hit her in the groin with my shoe to kill the prickly

spider!"

by Fast Daddy May 24, 2009