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snake tongue

the deformation of a stream of urine (usually split in half like a snake's tongue) caused by a prior masturbation session, that has allowed the semen to dry inside of the urethra. usually accompanied by a surprised look from the pisser.
n00dles: brb bathroom

clam: okey

n00dles: awww fuck, I snake tongued

clam: LOLOLOLOLOL
by ogsclam August 13, 2010
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POCKET SNAKE

when someone shoves thier wang in your pants.
"mela ! get your pocket snake out of my vagina !'
by JOSIE WANG. May 9, 2006
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Brown Snake

Deadly venomous family of snakes found in Australia, particularly dangerous because of it's aggressive behaviour and wide habitat.
Strewth! I just stepped over a log and found a brown snake. Cranky bastard had a go at me too! It even chased me back a few metres before it slid off.

<OK, apologies for the gratuitous lingo.>
by Flex, Khan of Putnay July 15, 2008
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snakebite

the desperate act of removing semen with a straw from the vagina of a woman one does not wish to impregnate
Holy Shit, I just came inside of you; hand me that McDonald's cup; time for a snakebite!
by Short Bus 11 March 20, 2011
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Snakefarm

A snakefarm is someone that has extremly curly hair, so curly that it makes you wonder if it is real hair.
Hey, look at Carter's hair! What a snakefarm!
by ihateoafs March 8, 2009
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Black Snake

A diabolical, evil and cunning person, that you hate because he ruins peoples lives and has no morals. They are the world biggest crooks and are real hypocrites.
Example:"Don't trust that the guy, he's a Black Snake!"
by Ki2011 October 6, 2011
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Black-Snake

Verb.

1. An anal pillaging in prison or otherwise, normally perpetrated by a black man with a large penis, or a white man with an abnormally large penis.
(Highly racist and derogatory)
Prisoner 1: Jeff got black-snaked by Lequan. His ass is completely tore up!!
by Spin.Me.Right.Round January 25, 2010
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