The inability to move from having to shit extremely bad.
Having to poop so bad if you move you're going to poop your pant.
Having to poop so bad if you move you're going to poop your pant.
I was stuck at the bottom of the stairs, suffer from shit paralysis.
I was stuck at the bathroom door with shit paralysis for like 5 minutes.
I was stuck at the bathroom door with shit paralysis for like 5 minutes.
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Person 2: Shit's aboutta be a movie duude
Person 1: Dude! There's a fight going on after school today!
Person 2: Shit's aboutta be a movie my guy.
Person 2: Shit's aboutta be a movie duude
Person 1: Dude! There's a fight going on after school today!
Person 2: Shit's aboutta be a movie my guy.
by CZ_ March 29, 2017
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It often tries to portray certain individuals in a very biased light without the use of candid and upright journalism.
Shit News has been in use since at least the 5th Centrury BC, probably caused the French Revolution, but has been in use exponentially since the US elections in which Donald Trump was elected, and Britain voted to leave the EU (both through normal democratic process).
Some of the worst protaganists being Fox News, CNBC, Sky News, The Guardian, ABC (Australia), and News.com.au. The list is far greater than these, and comes from all sides of the political debate. Each side is unwittingly pointing fingers whilst 3 are pointing back at them.
It often tries to portray certain individuals in a very biased light without the use of candid and upright journalism.
Shit News has been in use since at least the 5th Centrury BC, probably caused the French Revolution, but has been in use exponentially since the US elections in which Donald Trump was elected, and Britain voted to leave the EU (both through normal democratic process).
Some of the worst protaganists being Fox News, CNBC, Sky News, The Guardian, ABC (Australia), and News.com.au. The list is far greater than these, and comes from all sides of the political debate. Each side is unwittingly pointing fingers whilst 3 are pointing back at them.
ABC News (Australia): Trump says he invented the word "fake".
My response on reading the quotation in their article: He didn't explicitly say that though did he? Granted he's a bit of a pillock, but seriously - get your shit together and report properly if you want to have any credibility! FFS. This is just Shit News!
My response on reading the quotation in their article: He didn't explicitly say that though did he? Granted he's a bit of a pillock, but seriously - get your shit together and report properly if you want to have any credibility! FFS. This is just Shit News!
by FoulBard October 8, 2017
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Hey, did you watch the Pence/Harris debate last nite?
Yeah. But all I can remember is when Pence had that thing land on his head.
That was a Shit-Head fly, and it was just doing its job.
Yeah. But all I can remember is when Pence had that thing land on his head.
That was a Shit-Head fly, and it was just doing its job.
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