santa claws

santa claws!
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Santa Fe Sun Roof

When you take a massive, steaming poop in someone's open sun roof.
"Did you hear? Becky broke up with John, so he gave her a Santa Fe Sun Roof!"
by JavianLost June 11, 2021
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santa paws

santa paws
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The yearning experienced by converts to Messianic Judaism during Catholic holidays in general, but more specifically, that during Christmas, while experiencing bum out at the traditional hybridized figure of Santa Claus, who bears attire traditionally worn more so by the Babylonian child-sacrifice high priest, Tammuz, during his traditional dying of eggs in baby blood with his mother Easter on Tammuz's birthday, December 25th.
It sure seems ironic that we have to explain each year in such detail that Sukkot means YeHoVaH's feast of tabernacles, when the Messiah was *actually* born, and that YeHoVaH specified His feasts as being for every generation of His people. Nobody ever really has a clue they are celebrating child abuse in its purest form at all these Easter egg hunts and Christmas parties. And then, on top of it, we even have to explain how YeHoVaH said not to be serving him according to foreign religious traditions. It's like people are referencing a deity they don't even really have a clue about when they say Christmas is a biblical holiday. I'm just Santa-Suck-It! Sukkot Jonesin'.
by pardonnez-moi de trébucher December 25, 2022
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Santa's bells

When a guy anal fucks a chick in a Santa costume.
For Christmas I did Santa's bells with my girlfriend.
by Frightfuldog November 10, 2009
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Santa Fe Packing Company

A brand of salsa that has an anthropomorphic cactus.
Position Santa Fe Packing Company Salsa and Con Queso as the authentic salsa of the southwest that serves as the perfect ingredient for a variety of menu items, not just a dipping sauce. Leverage the spoke-charachter, Spike, in all marketing and communication messages.
by Wendysfg August 26, 2023
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Santa Special

When you somehow manage to do this, you know that shit was crazy. When you puke all over a rooftop from intoxication. This a diffucult achievement because you know you aint coming down from that roof
"Yeah, that party was so nuts I santa specialed that whole roof"
by Santa special October 22, 2015
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