Santa Barbara mtd

place where a hobo lady eats a whole watermelon with her hands like a spoon. Or slap the creepy old guy who always sits next to you when the bus is empty
also get your bike stolen of the rack at a red light

Oh the (Santa Barbara mtd ) hell nah that shit smells like rotten watermelon and jizz.

by Carpsmostwanted69 January 10, 2025

Jaden Santa

Is extremely gay

Jaden Santa is so gay that he is gayer than the gayest man on earth

by Kinkysauce3000 October 19, 2019

jaden Santa

fuck you jaden santa you are stupid and retarted you smell like poop i hope you die of depression overdose when Minecraft steve rejects your stupid love that nobody wants not even the lonliness man on earth wants it, oh wait that's you jaden santa.

jaden santa is so stupid his dumb hair probably tastes like stale avacado

by Kinkysauce3000 October 25, 2019

Santa

The biggest Hoe going, she likes to suck a lot of dick, the biggest cock sucker you will ever meet.

You will never enjoy her suckin you dick.
She loves cock her body count us about 99+

Santa: Can i please suck you dick? I love sucking dick!

by Santa Tihomirova October 27, 2019

Santa Fe Surprise

When you give a blowjob using hot sauce

Mikey gave me a santa fe surprise last night, and now my dick is burning.

by Hackerman45 July 12, 2025

Santa Fe

A place that’s clean and green and pretty, and they went and made a city out of clay. Why, the minute that you get there, folks’ll walk right up and say “Welcome home, son, welcome home to Santa Fe.” Planting crops, splitting rails, swapping tales around the fire, ‘xcept for Sunday when you lie around all day. Soon, your friends are more like family, and they’s beggin’ you to stay! Ain’t that neat? Livin’ sweet in Santa Fe.

Let me go far away, somewhere they won’t never find me, an’ tomorrow won’t remind me of today. And the city’s finally sleepin’, and the moon looks old and grey, and I get on the train that’s bound for Santa Fe. And I’m gone! And I’m done! No more runnin’, no more lyin’. No more fat old men denyin’ me my pay! Just a moon so big and yellow, it turns night right into day! Dreams come true! Yeah…they do. In Santa Fe. Where does it say you gotta live and die here?! Where does it say a guy can’t catch a break?! Why should you only take whatcha given?! Why should you spend your whole life livin’ trapped where there ain’t no future, even at 17? Breaking your back for someone else’s sake! If the life don’t seem to suit ya, how ‘bout a change of scene? Far from the lousy headlines and the deadlines in between! Santa Fe, my old friend! I can’t spend my whole life dreamin’, though I know that’s all I seem inclined to do. I ain’t gettin’ any youngah, an’ I wanna start brand new! I need space! An’ fresh air! Let ‘em laugh in my face, I don’t care! Save my place!…I’ll be there. Just be real, is all I’m askin’. Not some paintin’ in my head. ‘Cause I’m dead if I can’t count on you today. I got nothin’ if I ain’t got Santa FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

by DE WOILD IS YER ERSTER March 6, 2025

Santa Sack

When you use your penis to tug out a girls tampon then have sex while the blood stained tampon paints your nut sack red.

Oi, I pulled her tampon out with my dick and then had sex, afterwards my ball sack was red like a"Santa sack".

by Crusher042 March 15, 2025