Puppy

A white (appropriate) form of saying the N-Word, without appearing to be disrespectful.

"Yo puppy! Watchu doin' tonight?"

"Well I was trying to get some Ezell's, but all my puppies wanted Mad Pizza instead."

"Silly puppies"

by ThatShedKid October 2, 2011

Puppy

If your a dog person you have o't to called your dog a 'puppy'

even if your dog is older than puppy privileges.
But really calling your furry friend a 'puppy' just shows how cute/ how much
you really love that dog.

Owner: PUPPY! puppy!
Dog: * Wages tail *

by TREETHE_rat October 25, 2023

Ping pong puppy

The type of unattractive girl that will drop her knickers at the first sign of male attention and then will run round after them like an excited puppy. Only to run after another guy as soon as they think they can get an advantage from it. Only to go back to the original guy if the second one doesn’t pan out for them.

The cycle then repeats ad infinitam.

“I see Shelley isn’t sniffing around the new manager anymore”
“No, she still think’s Kieran is gonna leave his wife”
“She’s such a ping pong puppy”

by Interested observer October 31, 2023

Swamp puppy

An alligator

"That swamp puppy is coming in hot!"
-Some dude on Instagram

by Russellsroughneck November 17, 2023

puppy sweep

When you hook up with someone much younger than you for the plot.

Hey, did you hear about Kim’s puppy sweep last weekend?

by jamarcus522 January 23, 2024

beatboxing puppy

A tiny puppy who has the ability to beatbox like an adult human.

Jamie: Girl, we've been knowing how to draw,
Athena: Beatboxing puppy.
Jamie: Huh?

(beatboxing ensues)

by iBrokeMyGlasses January 29, 2024

promotion puppy

a person whose sole desire in life is to climb the ranks

Gregory was a promotion puppy, and wouldn't stop until he was CEO.

by Anonymous tormentor April 4, 2023