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Poon Plantation

When a large number of black men run through a white female in an open field.
Dang, those guys are having a Poon Plantation!
by gfgrethbfcc June 6, 2024
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A Lewis Poon

A lewis POON ‘You’re such a lewis Poon’ meaning your a small middle aged man from particularly from little lever, BOLTON, who cannot control their anger or love for drinks. A lewis Poon (NOON) is a hairy man. A lewis POON has a beautiful and amazing girlfriend and often gets told he is ‘punching’
No way that is your girlfriend! Your such a lewis POON!)
by Simon News1 July 20, 2022
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poon 2 goon ratio

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.
After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.
by Arnie Grape September 4, 2021
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poon peddler

nathan turned into a poon peddler because he needs money!
by black_cloud January 2, 2011
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Muddy Poon

Anything covered in mud that stank.
Your mom's muddy poon smelled like a Florida swamp.
by BRatedMovieZombie November 24, 2020
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Poon Tang

Something I’d like to stick my finger in
Can I smell your Poon Tang?

Why no!

Well it must be your socks
by Country boi makin do June 7, 2020
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poon bean

/v./ making baked beans in your asshole and shitting them into someone’s mouth
Man I got poon beaned so damn hard last night.
by @poonbeanofficial December 22, 2019
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