Camp Lejeune Poon

A vagina that can cause health problems. Like one ridden with hpv that can lead to you developing a brain tumor like that guy in the 60s who was stationed at Camp Lejeune and decided to blast mfs from a clock tower.

Dude I'm sick.

Maybe it's from that Camp Lejeune Poon.

by september11th2000-fun February 19, 2025

Poon Toon

A playful term used to describe someone who is behaving in a silly, stupid, idiotic, or dumb manner that doesn't make sense to anyone else.

"What the fuck are you talking about you poon toon?"

by Vanillra September 15, 2020

bubble poon

The unfortunate occurrence when a woman stores fat in her vaginal region. This leaves a fat curtain no man wants or needs in front of her poon.

See -GUNT

The bubble poon on that woman needed a cart.

by packers12 August 13, 2014

Poon Tang

Something I’d like to stick my finger in

Can I smell your Poon Tang?

Why no!

Well it must be your socks

by Country boi makin do June 7, 2020

poon ninja

Poon ninja : One who can access a vagina for sexual gratification in record time after a first meeting. A pussy hound of the highest order.

Within minutes she had succumbed to his charms. As he gently fondled her nether regions, she realised, even in the throes of her lust, that she had met her first genuine poon ninja.

by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel September 27, 2013

Pine pooning

Intercourse in the woods while camping or boondocking.

My wife and i like to go pine pooning in the woods while camping.

by Mjhalleman July 22, 2016

Amanda Juicy-Poon

Some may say this is wrong (amanda herself) but it really is Amanda Juicy-Poon. She doesn’t like to admit her true background (the poon).

“Can Amanda Juicy-Poon come????”
“No.”

by gurgletimmygurgle May 13, 2024