Pants on the Ground

A sure way to look like a fool

My friend was dressed nicely today, but he would look like less of a fool if he didn't have his pants on the ground.

Other ways to look like a fool include: Gold in the mouth and hat turned sideways.

by Rojas Sanchez March 11, 2010

Beige Pants

The acquisition of oral sex from a female partner.

Dude, did you get anything last night?

Yeah man, she gave me beige pants!

Nice!

by ph33rm3biotch November 16, 2009

Quidditch Pants

The resultant 'stiffening' of your 'broomstick' that comes from watching all these fine ass young witches finally reach the legal wizarding age.

Seamus: Hey, did you see that Hermione last night down at the Three Broomsticks?

Neville: Hells yeah bro! She gave me such a hardcore case of Quidditch Pants it was like she'd preformed petrificus totalus on my wang!!!

by pro-fezzor July 18, 2010

phat pants

a pair of trousers that when used with shuffling and dancing its creates an illusion that u are gliding on the floor... as well if owning these kind of typical pants u can usually buy them online for 200 dollllars or so... the reason is because of its sturdy material and its glow in the dark effects it is totally worth the buy ... aswell it is used for ravers shuflers and people who are just into the whole hardstyler scene, used as well for qdance qlimax or anyother events that someone is interested in taking these phats.... and no there are not tripp pants.... there is a difference

shuffler: whoah i like these pants
guy: ummm what are those?? they look like your gliding on the ground....
shufflers:they are called phat pants bro

guy: i like them!!! how much are they??
shuffler: i woud say around 200 or so... you can use them for events

by the lil jon shit 2 September 23, 2010

poop skiddy fart pants

A terrible insult aimed at the intergrity of a persons ability to hold their own feces.

You are a poop skiddy fart pants

by rock em and sock em July 17, 2009

Try Hard Pants

What you put on when it's time to get shit done.
When you've played around for a while (usually on a video game) and done well so far, but have decided to play to your max potential when things get rough. Commonly used by both Halo and CS fans.

Halo: Alright Shee fag, you've had your fun, it's time to put on the try hard pants. (gets in a hornet)

CS: Alright Awp Whore, you've had your kill streak, now it's time to put on the try hard pants. (whips out the Famas on burst)

by TheMobiusMan November 17, 2009

accident pants

What happens when you try to carefully let out a fart and you end up shitting your pants.

"Jonathan had a serious case accident pants the other day at lunch."

by Evan Thomas01 January 6, 2008