Pineapple

code word just in case a dick slapper walks in the building and we need to look like we’re working

We got a pineapples coming in the building

by Maythe4th December 2, 2020

Pineapple hairs

The green "hairs" on the top of a pineapple

That man's pineapple has some nice pineapple hairs

by Shadowking4 January 28, 2022

pineapple plump

Racist term for asian girls.

"Wow look at the fucken pineapple plump over there at panda express"

by Feggt July 27, 2016

Pineapple

The white man watermelon

Guy 1: Dude you're eating pineapple. That's literally the white man watermelon.

by Fart.com February 7, 2020

pineapple cocktail

The act of consuming excessive pineapple with the intent of sweetening your semen, only to realize no one is there to taste test, forcing you to jizz in your own mouth alone.

Poor Bob couldn’t find anyone online, so he stayed home and had a pineapple cocktail.

by TheJestersBlog January 10, 2023

Pineapple

It’s good. But don’t put this on pizza please.

Ew this pizza has pineapple on it. Throw it away.

by CornOnTheCowb October 28, 2019

Pineapple Hairs

The green stuff on top of a pineapple

Anix: What do you call the green stuff on top of a pineapple?
Anix: PINEAPPLE HAIRS

by sarahb07 June 16, 2020