wooden pickle

When an individual (male or female) inserts a french tickler into the anus of there partner and then withdrawls the marital aid and inserts it into the mouth of the victim.

I gave my girlfriend a wooden pickle last night, and she wasn't very fond of it.

by chad L September 26, 2006

pickled sausage

a pickled sausage is what you call it when you fall asleep with your dick in someones asshole

That guy got drunk at the party last night and woke up with a pickled sausage.

by ibangedyourmomsorry August 19, 2009

pickle tickle

v. to caress one's own or another person's meaty upper lip pickle, aka moustache.

also:
n. the act of pickle tickling

v.

"Hey, did I spy you pickle tickling Judd the other day?"
"Yup, his lip caterpillar is luscious!"

n.

"I can't wait to get home and get my pickle tickles on—I'm so self-conscious of doing it in public."

by Mick Phersurani February 5, 2015

Bald Pickle

A person who thinks he or she is very important but is actually nothing more than a steaming pile of crap and worthless to society.

That tweaker is a real Bald Pickle!

by 925 February 29, 2004

Sour Pickle

During anal sex you switch to oral sex. Otherwards known as ass to mouth

Heather is a major slut i was poundin her ass and she BEGGED me for a sour pickle.

by p charming December 9, 2008

french pickle

Getting a blowjob atop the Eiffel Tower, or an Eiffel Tower formation.

Until Julie put it in her mouth that grey Paris afternoon, I never dreamed I'd be french pickled.

by Frank Cheeks November 3, 2009

pickle

a pickle is not a normal vegetable it starts out as a cucumber. dumb asses.get it right for petes sake!

cucumber is a long green round hard vegetable grown on a vine

by gwyn hart February 21, 2005