Phee

A man of few words that tends to be very quiet. What he does say really stays with you. He can be very deep when least expected.

Person A: OMG I had no idea Joey was so deep! He hardly speaks!

Person B: I know! He's such a Phee!

by rapderesurrecion May 23, 2016

Wal-Phed

The ghetto version of Suda-Phed sold by Walgreens

Slammed, dunked, duped or made an ass of

My husband bought me Wal=Phed because its a recession and we aint got no dough

I was wal-phed into going to that party - man it sucked!

by Ballerz Hollerz Mallerz February 19, 2009

pheasant

a short farm bird consisting of two legs, wings and a tail. it likes to poke at random rectums and sniff them until passing out cold. This bird is sometimes refered to as "Jesse" or "Jesse the flying cat". It likes to befriend random cats on the street and take them home claiming "they are free!" This taking home of the cats is a rare disease refered to as Ilikeadacats-acitis. The only cure for this disease is forcing a feline of his choice to poop upon his face.

"WTF, that pheasant stole my feline freind!"
"I hope i never get Ilikeadacats-acitis!"

by Compton III January 6, 2006

phenomenon

The result of acquiring a machine and pressing all the right buttons.
See machine for details.

Look at that phenomenon I just made, all thanks this machine!

by snootch May 11, 2003

Michael Phelps

1) Olympic Gold Medalist for the United States

2) An enormous douche bag who can no longer keep his douchbaggery a secret from the American public.

Quit being such a phelps....Hey stop hitting on my girl, thats such a phelps thing to do... Dude stop peeing in my pool, thats such a michael Phelps move.

by Steve 12345678 October 7, 2008

Phelps

Knowingly and willfully smoking marijuana when better judgment tells you should do otherwise.

"Man, you're phelpsin' pretty hard right now, don't you have a test tomorrow?"

by Palmodamus February 13, 2009

Michael Phelps

The most talented swimmer the world has EVER seen. He just broke a whole bunch of records at the 2008 Olympics in China, including most medals won at a single Olympics. He seems super nice, too; he's really close with his mom and sisters and dog. Plus all that swimming does more than just win him medals: it gives him the most amazing body ever. He's pretty damn sexy.

Person: Hey, did you hear that Michael Phelps just won ANOTHER gold medal?

Me: Yeah. I wish I was married to him. I've never seen anything that beautiful.

by tennisiscool October 18, 2008